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Old 09-24-2004, 03:23 PM   #1
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A young man was dating three women and finally decided it was time to
make a decision to marry one of them. To help him make his decision,he
decided to give them a little test. He gave each woman a present of
$5,000 and watched to see what they did with the money.

The first woman did a total makeover. She went to a fancy beauty salon
for a totally new look, got her hair done, new make up and bought
several new outfits and dressed up very nicely for the man. She told him
that she had done this to be more attractive for him because she loved
him so much.
The man was touched and impressed with her devotion to him.

The second woman went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new
set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
beautiful,expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him
that she spent all the money on him because she loved him so much.
Again, the man was touched and impressed.

The third woman invested the money in the stock market and earned
several times the original $5,000. She gave him back his $5,000 and
reinvested the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she
wanted to save for their future because she loved him so much.
Obviously, the man was again touched and impressed............

The man was faced with a very difficult decision. He thought a long time
about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her and how
much each one loved him.



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Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
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lol wtf
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i perfer *** over boobs but it's till funny.
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Old 09-24-2004, 05:09 PM   #5
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i perfer *** over boobs but it's till funny.
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boobs arent everything, think of like a 400 lb chick.... anyhow funny joke lol
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