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Old 09-26-2004, 01:22 PM   #1
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Would you let HER park your stang?

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how the hell DID she do that?
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how the hell DID she do that?
my question exacty
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Didn't damage the body or anything...how the heck?
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how the hell DID she do that?
thats my thought
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in better news, did anyone look at the package on that female? meow status. no, I wouldn't let her drive my car.... but that doesn't mean she can't see the back seat, which is unfortunate, as that's not large enough to do anything anyway... the gf and I have tried this already... not big enough. Front seat is just too small too.... nothing like the floor or a bed... or the shower.... or the bathroom sink... or the washer/drier..... or the couch.... and I'm gonna stop now
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nothing like the floor or a bed... or the shower.... or the bathroom sink... or the washer/drier..... or the couch.... and I'm gonna stop now
are these the places where YOU masterbate?
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Actually back seat works..if you lay it down and use the trunk space too..just right. Not that I've tried or anything.......
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... but that doesn't mean she can't see the back seat, which is unfortunate, as that's not large enough to do anything anyway... the gf and I have tried this already... not big enough. Front seat is just too small too.... nothing like the floor or a bed... or the shower.... or the bathroom sink... or the washer/drier..... or the couch.... and I'm gonna stop now
uhh, why would I need to masterbate when the gf is there? that then would become her job, in which case it wouldn't be masterbation... ahh, the non-single life
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and yeah, I did just quote myself
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the front seat can work too.

We don't have much of a choice, since we have the same damn cars now! haha
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The shifter and center console always caused me problems when I tried that...
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or you can just take her to your place instead of ****ing up you car by leaving cum evry where
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i decided to leave this thread after 232s last post... lol
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i decided to leave this thread after 232s last post... lol
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or you can just take her to your place instead of ****ing up you car by leaving cum evry where
how is cum gunna get everywhere? you either have a condom on, or she's swallowing. i dont think any girl is gunna spit it out in your car.


anyways, i have a truck, so i happen to have a built in bed in my vehical.
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envy the fox body bird driver with his big back seat
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how is cum gunna get everywhere? you either have a condom on, or she's swallowing. i dont think any girl is gunna spit it out in your car.


anyways, i have a truck, so i happen to have a built in bed in my vehical.
you dont always were condoms if the chicks on the pill
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you dont always were condoms if the chicks on the pill
yes you do. it's stupid not to wear a condom. i don't care if she's on the pill or not.

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i have had sex with my girl without a condom many times since she has been on the pill
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same here, and it doesn't really fit... haha.

Thread got hijacked, but not to the point of locking it. But hopefully it'll die soon. I think about everything that could be said has been.
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