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Old 09-28-2004, 08:47 PM   #1
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F^&*ing deer

why is it that when a deer sees something going 70 mph with its headlights on it says oh i'm gonna jump out of this bush and cross the road.

i almost hit one yesterday on my way to school, i live in the country, and i had to slam on my brakes to not hit it. thank God i didnt hit it damn deer
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damn, i was worried you had hit a deer.

I was like ANOTHER accident?

good thing u didn't.
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Old 09-28-2004, 08:52 PM   #3
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damn, i was worried you had hit a deer.

I was like ANOTHER accident?

good thing u didn't.
if i had reacted another 1/2 second later i would have a new hood ornament, and no car not from the deer from my parents. i was about 1/2 a car length away from it when i stopped. there are two tire tracks on that road now.
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I've hit one before...went back and got it out of a field after spending all day hunting and not getting anything. It ate well lol
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If a deer ever messes up my car, you will see me chasing it down and beating it to death with my tire iron
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i live in the country too, i was drivin the parents denali yesterday and 4 deer went across ahead of me like 100 yards so i was like ok they are done, then as i get up 4 more jump outa the woods into the ditch and over to the road, had to swerve to miss them stupid things...
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I hit mine in a 89 mazda B2200 or something like that. All it did to the truck was crack the headlight and fill the grill with hair. I went and asked the farmer who owned the field if he minded if I went and got my deer and he didn't mind..so I made it home with meat after all lol. If I hit one in my car..it'd be fixing it
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That's one thing that sucks about the country. I hit a deer in my old stang about a year and a half ago..like $3300 of damage. Now my sister has the car and yesterday morning she hit a deer too...this time $2200 of damage....lucky car huh!
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Yea, too many deer, thats why I cant stand all those anti hunting people, but the deer are dieing either way, I rather shoot it, and eat it than damage my car, have insurance go up, and leave it on the road.
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Haha...kill kill kill...bye bye deer.
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yup, I hunt so Im doing my part
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Same here..can't wait for deer season...just finished with a bus we're using for a camper/station for the hunting camp. My car just won't make it to my hunting camp so I gotta beg rides from trucks
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We got a camp in NY, we use a 1962 3 speed willy's II jeep, its so badass, and sounds like a damn king tiger
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I'm trying to find another one...my granddad took one and lifted it about 5 inches..left the lil bitty tires on it. And cut all the trails through the camp for the jeep. So then the ppl who were trying to hunt illegally off the land tried to take their full size trucks through...there was paint from one end of the camp to the other lol
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My friend nearly hit a cow standing in the road.
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My friend nearly hit a cow standing in the road.
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my friend hit a deer a few years ago, and the antlers came through the windshield.

The body flipped up onto the top and landed a ways behind the car.

But, the head stayed in the windshield...
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my dad pulverized a deer while driving my moms 2000 GT. all it did to the car was a small crack in the bumper cover and a crap load of blood on the hood. good job dad
haha

i hit a cat on my way back to town this past sunday night. little critter ran out from under the bush so i hit the brakes, then i was like aww **** it, im not going to wreck my car for a damn cat. bump-bump... one less annoying creature to worry about runnin in front of me good thing i wasnt in my stang, though if i could get my car back by promising i'd run over a cat with it, id be all for it. i miss my stang

but to answer your question, i think they run out in the lights because they want to see whats in the road before they cross. basically, they're dumb.
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they're attracted to light, thus the reason spotlighting is illegal. they freeze when a light hits them
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they're attracted to light, thus the reason spotlighting is illegal. they freeze when a light hits them
then when the freeze, you shoot them
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Yup, then you get caught by game warden and get your gun..truck..license...and year's salary taken lol. BTW, sorry about not punctuating anything last post..was kinda preoccupied.
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