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Old 10-06-2004, 02:44 AM   #1
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Do you know the difference between a chicken neck and a penis is?

something of yahoo news that my brother gave me.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...od_nm/penis_dc

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he must have been really ****in tired
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That's uh...weird...and really really sad
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this was posted on LSS earlier...

we all think that the guy was gettin kinky with his dog, but ran outta penut butter this time, and the dog didnt like it too much, so decided he was gonna bite that biatch off.

and its probably not very far from the truth. i mean, if that were you.. would you tell them "i was letting my dog eat me out when he bit my dick off!" ?? i doubt it.
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Old 10-06-2004, 10:12 AM   #6
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wow... just wow..
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at least he wouldnt be using much anyways
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Old 10-06-2004, 12:47 PM   #8
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cept to piss!!! guaruntee the guy wasnt gettin hard anymore
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dude, I don't get it, how do u grab your dick and don't notice u are about to cut it off, makes no sense. I'm with redrum on this one.
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dude, I don't get it, how do u grab your dick and don't notice u are about to cut it off, makes no sense. I'm with redrum on this one.
eighther that or he was really really high
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Soooooo.... he choked the wrong chicken? I bet after he figured out what he had done he ran around his yard like a chicken with his head cut off.
Dog says, " My master: The OTHER white meat." And on that note....
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[sings] who's goin' chicken huntin?[/sings]
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yessir!

"we's goin chicken huntin"! cut a mother****in' chicken up what"


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dang thats gotta suck
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"we's goin chicken huntin"! cut a mother****in' chicken up what"


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hes 67, no need for it anymore anyway..if so...*shivers*
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No comment on that last one...
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lol i heard this on the radio yesterday morning. we have a thing called "freak news" they tell all the strange news articles of the day in that segment.

anyone hear of the lady that weighed 1200lbs, and didnt leave the couch for 4 years and was fused to it. literally her skin rotted and her flesh became one with the couch. they had to remove the wall to get her out. she died before that. the stench of it was so bad hazmat had to be called in and it was labeled a crime scene.

or how about the couple that were on a mountain bonin' and a small storm loomed over head and lightning struck her and went through their parts and grounded by his leg. she died but he was fused to her "at the hips" so to say, and he had to drag them both a mile to get help.

i hear this **** every morning before work. makes my life seem that much more normal.
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Old 10-07-2004, 01:32 AM   #22
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Ha ha, I wish a station around here had something like that
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i heard about the fat lady...

but hearing that second story is going to make me more cautious of where/when haha
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haha...well..i've never heard that second one
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