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Old 02-23-2009, 08:03 AM   #1
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A Flat Stomach........

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'
The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it...'

'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.

'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.
'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.'


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Old 02-23-2009, 10:08 AM   #2
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Re: A Flat Stomach........

thats awesome.

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Old 02-23-2009, 01:10 PM   #3
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I love it

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Old 02-23-2009, 03:04 PM   #5
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That's great

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Old 02-23-2009, 03:18 PM   #6
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wow...that's great!
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00 gt:u.d. pulleys, K&N CAI, UPR O/R X-pipe, Flowmaster 40 tips

im getting there.
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Old 02-23-2009, 05:50 PM   #8
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Old, but still good haha
I don't own a mustang at the moment
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Old 02-24-2009, 06:37 PM   #10
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Re: A Flat Stomach........

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Old, but still good haha
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Old 02-26-2009, 10:47 PM   #12
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Re: A Flat Stomach........

havent heard that one in a while

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