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Old 10-17-2004, 11:57 PM   #1
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Thumbs up Kerry, Bush.. Robin Williams has a BETTER peace plan.

Some of you might have read this awhile ago, but I think it's time to read it again. If you like it, mail it to your friends


1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again..
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"


Yeah, **** Kerry and Bush for our president, Robin Williams knows what we really have to do. This world needs us more than we need them.
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Old 10-18-2004, 12:02 AM   #2
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lol nice
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while i agree with him in saying america should say "fvck it" and leave the rest of the world alone to fend for itself, i dont agree with the illegal alien thing. especially where he says "we dont need any more 7-11 cashiers and cab drivers", when in fact, we do. in our time of "careers and money" who wants to make a living off minimum wage and mcdonalds? while minimum wage doesnt seem much to us, to someone from a 3rd or 2nd world country, minimum wage is a godsend, where they can support their families with food and a roof over their head and maybe a car to get them around. alot of people dont notice that though.

i agree we should say f the un and f the world. pull out from the middle east once its stable, pull all remainding troops from everywhere else and cover more for national security. then limit outgoing flights to american citizens only, and limit all incoming flights to those visiting family, no sightseeing or such. america off limits cause after all we do to keep this world from annhialating itself we get kicked in the *** in the end for taking charge of the situation.
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I agree on that, totally with the immigrant thing except they need to see who's coming in and out of the country.
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williams has my vote
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^ thought about that song when I read that... lol
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