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Ken 09-21-2004 09:23 AM

Intelligence test
 
Intelligence Test
John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Kerry frowns.

"But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards, his vice presidential choice the same question. "John. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says John Edwards. "Let me get back to you on that one." Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer.

Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.. Edwards shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" Edwards smiles, and says, "Thanks!"

Then, Edwards goes back to speak with Kerry. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily yells into his face,


"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

WhiteStang99 09-21-2004 09:39 AM

lmfao.

awesome!

97Stallion 09-21-2004 09:55 AM

:lmao: OH, brother. Shameful, but true. LMAO!!

redrum 09-21-2004 10:36 AM

Bwhahhahahahah

V6STANG007 09-21-2004 10:53 AM

:lmao: Very funny!

01mineralgrey6 09-21-2004 11:40 AM

:lmao: hahahahaha Pretty good

lowflyn 09-21-2004 12:00 PM

Haha

Bane- 09-21-2004 01:43 PM

:rofl: thats a good one.

STEVE 09-21-2004 04:02 PM

:lmao: thats hillarious

dark 09-21-2004 05:05 PM

lol nice

p.s.- some of the smilies aren't working

fast64 09-21-2004 05:10 PM

LMAO

P.S. - I told brent some of the smilies werent working like 2 weeks ago, but hes a lazy bum.

Falcon 09-21-2004 05:37 PM

mihahahah great!

Md Boost 09-22-2004 03:50 PM

Ive heard that one with bush as the guy instead of Kerry too.

Either way, pretty good joke.


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