Hello?"
"Hi, is Chris Seery in?"
"Who might this be?"
"This is the volunteer Democratic Party in the San Fernando Valley area encouraging people to vote this Tuesday."
"Alright, thank you."
"And we hope you vote for John Kerry."
"He's actually not in right now he's at work."
"Oh, well, we are just getting the message out to encourage people to vote."
"Okay thank you then."
See? I'm not an ass unless I'm attacked. I should have asked if he likes Michael Moore, that would have done it :p