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11-30-2004, 02:48 PM
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
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Mustang #1
Join Date: Oct 2004
City: Kent
State: Ohio
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Why the Chicken Crossed the Road
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now
against it!
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We
just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
HANS BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not
yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
RALPH NADER: The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been
polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the
unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed
by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American
RUSH LIMBAUGH: I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll
bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that
somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens
with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax
dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money
the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was
going! I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs
when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming
story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together,in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX: It was an historic inevitability.
CAPTAIN KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your checkbook, - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
Last edited by 00vertstang; 11-30-2004 at 03:05 PM.
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11-30-2004, 02:58 PM
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I liek gramer
Join Date: Jan 2004
City: Birmingham
State: Alabama
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haha, i've seen that!
still awesome.
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11-30-2004, 03:03 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
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11-30-2004, 03:08 PM
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Sayhellotomylittlefriend!
Join Date: Jan 2004
City: Coral Springs, FL
State: Florida
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"PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American"
 
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11-30-2004, 03:11 PM
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postarama
Join Date: Aug 2003
City: Southaven
State: Mississippi
Posts: 24,290
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11-30-2004, 03:25 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
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ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
move beneath the chicken?
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11-30-2004, 03:28 PM
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postarama
Join Date: Aug 2003
City: Southaven
State: Mississippi
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Ya I rather liked that one
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Mine:
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11-30-2004, 04:06 PM
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Registered User
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State: California
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11-30-2004, 04:22 PM
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taking a break
Join Date: May 2004
City: Iowa City, IA
State: Iowa
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I could've seen them using the Chicken thing like he had done something wrong... and Bush being the governor of Texas... and the chicken being executed because there were 3 credibe eye witnesses, and him not granting a repreive.... funny though... even though I just gayed it up
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11-30-2004, 04:42 PM
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Registered User
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City: florida
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11-30-2004, 06:48 PM
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WCStangz
Join Date: Sep 2004
City: Davis
State: California
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Dang Chickens! |
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11-30-2004, 07:03 PM
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sʞɔns ʇuǝɹq
Join Date: May 2003
City: Macon
State: Georgia
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reminds me of southpark:
Jimmy: Why did the pigeon cross the road? Because he was having sex with the chicken!
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11-30-2004, 07:54 PM
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Mustang #1
Join Date: Oct 2004
City: Kent
State: Ohio
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O.J. Simpson:
It didn't. I was playing golf with the chicken at the time.
New Yorker:
Get that freakin' chicken off the freakin' road or I'll break its freakin' neck!
New York Chicken:
Hey! I'm walkin' here!
Philadelphian:
Cluck you!
Hillary Clinton:
That's MY chicken.
Melanie Griffith:
Don't lie about your chicken. Defy it.
Jack Nicholson:
You WANT that chicken on the road. You NEED that chicken on the road. You're just too much of a chicken to be on that road YOURSELF!
Jewish Chicken:
Vaat? The pig crosses the road and no one notices. But I cross the road and now it's a Federal case already?! |
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11-30-2004, 08:17 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
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Jewish Chicken:
Vaat? The pig crosses the road and no one notices. But I cross the road and now it's a Federal case already?!
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11-30-2004, 08:18 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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11-30-2004, 10:36 PM
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Registered User
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12-01-2004, 09:29 AM
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TeH 85 0wNz me!!
Join Date: Aug 2004
City: Aggieland (College Station)
State: Texas
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chicken-owned. |
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12-01-2004, 02:36 PM
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Ero-Sennin
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City: Murfreesboro
State: Tennessee
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12-01-2004, 03:33 PM
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Sayhellotomylittlefriend!
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