Ok so tonight right after i left work im driving down the highway and i notice something... What would it be? A cop? No... never... Cops never look for a loud black mustang gt with no tag!
Cop: "Son, Why do you not have a tag?"
Me: *Thinks... Do i look like your offspring fatty?*
"It's right here."
Cop: "Why is it paper?"
Me:

"Because its a TEMPORARY!"
Cop: "Oh, license and registration"
Me: *Hands fatty both*
Me: "So why exactly did you pull me over?"
Cop: "One second.... Well why isnt this tag in the back window?"
Me: "Because sometimes i roll down my window for a second, and it trys to blow out."
Cop: "Tape it"
Me: "To my beautiful window...? Pft." What was he smokin?
Cop: "Your tires... They dont have tread on the back..."
Me: "Yes they do."
Cop: "No, they dont."
Me: "Yes they do........."

Cop: "Well why dont you just step out here with me real quick..."
Me: "Okie dokie."
Cop: "Now son, show me where you see tread on these here tires."
Me: *Wipes tire with hand...*
"All right here, they are street drag radials."
Cop: "They are not appropriate tires, I should write you a ticket for these tires... blah blah blah blah blah.. If i catch you out here again with these tires im giving you a ticket..."
Me: "They ARE MADE THAT WAY!!!!" No Entindo??
Cop: " If i catch you out here again, ticket."
CONVO CONTINUES IN NONSENSE....
Final words....
Me: "Well thanks anyways"
Cop: "If i catch you out here aga......... ME:"GOODNIGHT"
Me: "Gets in car and leaves"
I mean did every cop in Birmingham get called and say All units be advised there is a new GT everyone be on the lookout...
This is the 4th time i have been pulled over in the past 3 weeks and i havent been speeding at all... or at least not when a cop is around... PIGS! (no offense coppers!

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