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06-24-2009, 01:10 PM
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Summer Classes for Women
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Deranged
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Summer Classes for Women at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, July 06, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the GAME
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations...
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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06-24-2009, 01:18 PM
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Re: Summer Classes for Women
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read that a couple weeks ago... its still funny...
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1994 GT, stock gears, stock shifter, stock engine, stock rims (or knock offs).
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06-24-2009, 03:04 PM
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Re: Summer Classes for Women
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I don't think that's gonna buff out
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Haha...thats the first I read that.
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09 Hyundai Elantra Touring-new ride.
Looking for the next project car now
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06-24-2009, 03:21 PM
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Re: Summer Classes for Women
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WTF^^...
Join Date: May 2003
City: Birmingham / Florence
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 nice
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06-24-2009, 09:41 PM
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Re: Summer Classes for Women
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please come try to take my guns!!!!
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06 GT custom mandral bent exhaust, borla mufflers, o/r x-pipe, SCT2, tuned by Wes@TPS, CAI, 4:10 gears, ZEX 150hp wet shot, 03chrome cobra wheels/ 11.76E/T at 115MPH & its my wife's car  1970
Chevelle SS 454 big block Old School 500hp 
Chevelle
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06-24-2009, 11:08 PM
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Re: Summer Classes for Women
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Devil's Advocate Supreme
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I've never understood the "seat up, seat down" thing. Why is it different for a guy to have to put it UP than for a woman to put it down? The solution is to just never put it up and piss all over the seat.
I actually asked about the curling iron thing once and got a legitimate answer. She didn't want to throw it back into the cabinet while it was still 100000 degrees. (and of course they only do their hair right before they run out the door so there is no time for it to cool) |
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06-25-2009, 02:59 PM
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Re: Summer Classes for Women
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Mrs. Lowflyn
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lame.
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06-25-2009, 04:22 PM
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Re: Summer Classes for Women
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please come try to take my guns!!!!
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you only say that b/c you took the classes last summer.
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06 GT custom mandral bent exhaust, borla mufflers, o/r x-pipe, SCT2, tuned by Wes@TPS, CAI, 4:10 gears, ZEX 150hp wet shot, 03chrome cobra wheels/ 11.76E/T at 115MPH & its my wife's car 1970
Chevelle SS 454 big block Old School 500hp
Chevelle
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^^^
