The Red Dot

[00vertstang]

FINALLY SOMEONE CLEARED THIS UP!

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion. The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C.


When one of these women gets married, she brings with her, a dowry. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the red spot to see if he has won either a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States.


Just thought you would like to know.

[WhiteStang99]

lmfao, that is the funniest shit I have heard all week.

[STEVE]

funny...but racist

[WhiteStang99]

racist jokes are always the best.

[STEVE]

Quote: Originally Posted by WhiteStang99 racist jokes are always the best.

i know i laughed, im just waiting for some indian guy to start posting how he is offended and is going to sue mustang evolution

[WhiteStang99]

haha, we need to start a racist jokes thread....

I don't think it would get far though.

[Kyle]

hahahahah............a human scratch-off, thats great.


"ooh, ooh, what'd i win, what'd i win..........."

[lowflyn]

Hahahaha

[Dark02Pony]

you win 2bucks on a $3 ticket

[fast64]

i use that joke all the time, but i say win a gas station or a doctor.

[red herring]

I hear people making fun of white trash as much as they make fun of any other race...

[Tbird232ci]

i always heard a different joke...

basically, the indian men who wear turbins were called pull starts, where as the females, with the red dot, were called push starts

[wiarumas]

wow.. lol..

[WhiteStang99]

The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.

Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"

The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed." So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?"

"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!

[WhiteStang99]

A Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting... just anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want... numba 69!" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wif Broccori?

[WhiteStang99]

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:

"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father"

The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:

"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.

A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.

"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed."

[Kyle]

make sure you target every ethnic group though, so no one gets offended.

[WhiteStang99]

I'm trying, haha. Fill in the ones I miss.

[00vertstang]

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