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05-09-2005, 05:13 PM
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worst pick-up lines EVER
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some of these are stupid, but for the most part i found them funny so i thought i would share this humor with my friends here at mustang evolution
havent seen this on here so i dont think its a r3post
http://www.joke-pages.com/jokes/pickuplines.asp
from personal experience these definately dont work:
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
and also from personal experience, this one will get you slapped in the face:
For a fat chick, you sure have small tits. |
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05-09-2005, 05:23 PM
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jdm mustang dori
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more cushion for the pushin
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05-09-2005, 05:35 PM
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God
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"Hi, I'm Brent, and I own a mustang forum" - that's a bad one 
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05-09-2005, 05:36 PM
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How about "Let's do something cheap and superficial" |
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05-09-2005, 05:38 PM
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 someone's not gonna like that |
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05-09-2005, 05:40 PM
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i like cheese
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linky no worky for me 
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05-09-2005, 05:41 PM
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No One Is Coming To Save You
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You bastard  |
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05-09-2005, 05:44 PM
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it worked for me.
if you have a popup blocker, try turning it off. or just copy the link and put it in the address bar. |
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05-09-2005, 05:54 PM
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Six Shooter
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Now that is a bad pick up line
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05-09-2005, 05:57 PM
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or
"Hi I'm Brent, did you know that sympathy **ck's are now tax deductable?" |
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05-09-2005, 06:01 PM
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jdm mustang dori
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pity sex. nothing better.
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05-09-2005, 06:03 PM
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Six Shooter
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Yes there is grudge f#cking 
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2002 Laser Red V6 mustang
"Six Shooter"
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Mustang anything else is just a wanna be
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05-09-2005, 06:03 PM
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Or "Happy deflower a virgin day, care to celebrate?" |
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05-09-2005, 06:07 PM
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taking a break
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Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
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05-09-2005, 07:12 PM
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Do It To It
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You want to go eat some pizza and then head to my place and ****.
EWWWWW (girl says)
What, don't like pizza? |
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05-09-2005, 07:27 PM
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I like fish sticks and tater tots! So you know I'm not choosey! |
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05-09-2005, 07:39 PM
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I liek gramer
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05-09-2005, 07:49 PM
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guy:"you wanna go out on a date"?
girl: "im not ready to date right now."
guy:"in that case wanna go back to my place and have sex?" |
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05-09-2005, 09:17 PM
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God
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"I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"
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05-09-2005, 09:21 PM
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sʞɔns ʇuǝɹq
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