owned a ricer

Tbird232ci · **owned a ricer**

im going down rt2, ritchie highway, which is known to be rice country, i was going to chuck'e'cheese, and i got caught at a light, first in line, im chilling, windows down, a little bit of metal playing, enjoying the heat, and i glance in my mirror and see an atomic red civic pulling up, and i saw the FMI (front mount intake), and chuckle a bit, it had a full body kit, wing, and a muffler, gauges, etc, and a yuppie white kid driving it

im just chilling, and he revs at me, and gives me that goofy "your car is slow" look, i chuckle, lean out of the window a bit and point at the badge on the door that says "TURBO COUPE", and he gets that "oh shit" look, he looks back up at me, and i do the "cut it out" motion, similar to the slitting throat motion, and he just looked straight, came off of the light very slow, and wouldnt look back over

the word Turbo strikes fear in the heart of numbnuts and idiots everywhere

**MonteCitan** · 07-16-2005, 01:24 PM

maybe it was the death threat that scared him more?

**SpectorV** · 07-16-2005, 01:39 PM

or maybe he though you were comming on to him.

Tbird232ci · 07-16-2005, 02:37 PM

"look, my car is a turbo coupe, wanna fuck?"

dont think that would work too well...

electricstang99 · 07-16-2005, 05:42 PM

it worked for me

Thomas91169 · 07-16-2005, 08:17 PM

you shouldnt have done anything, then smeared him when the light turned. then slow down and point at his car and laugh, then take off again.

Tbird232ci · 07-17-2005, 12:23 AM


Quote: Originally Posted by EclipseGSTdude you shouldnt have done anything, then smeared him when the light turned. then slow down and point at his car and laugh, then take off again.

im not cool enough for that

**MonteCitan** · 07-17-2005, 08:42 AM


Quote: Originally Posted by Tbird232ci im not fast enough for that

Seph · 07-17-2005, 09:45 AM

you have a blow off valve? Reving up and hearing that sucker go off would scare him lol

Bane- · 07-17-2005, 12:31 PM


Quote: Originally Posted by EclipseGSTdude you shouldnt have done anything, then smeared him when the light turned. then slow down and point at his car and laugh, then take off again.

so race him when hes not racing? is that how you get all your kills...cuz personally Id like the other person to know im racing him...im to cool for that to...spoken like a true ricer

Tbird232ci · 07-17-2005, 06:20 PM


Quote: Originally Posted by Seph you have a blow off valve? Reving up and hearing that sucker go off would scare him lol

no blow off, and i need one, turbo is starting to develop shaft play

why rev my engine, call attention to myself, a simple point at my embelum was enough, especially on a road full of police officers

unless its really cool to rev, and race past a cop, flip him off, then get into a highspeed chase, pull into an empty warehouse, have my car painted and modded, then go back out and race some more

Thomas91169 · 07-18-2005, 01:16 AM


Quote: so race him when hes not racing? is that how you get all your kills...cuz personally Id like the other person to know im racing him...im to cool for that to...spoken like a true ricer

obviously if hes giving you the stare and revving his engine, he wants some. im usually not one to turn down a good spanking, specially when a honduh is involved. though most times ill let them launch hard and waste their tires and think theyre winning, then ill just hit 2nd and full boost and make them look like theyre standing still.

**SpectorV** · 07-18-2005, 02:13 PM

some girl in a new civic with fart muffler was messing with me today... it was sad how slow it accel'ed