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07-30-2005, 03:03 AM
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For lowflyn...
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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A bus stops and two Jamaican men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine", retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady", said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi". |
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07-30-2005, 04:31 AM
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^needs more bondo
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2003 Redfire Cobra - 448whp/435wtq 
1990 Eclipse GSX - Sold 
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07-30-2005, 04:47 AM
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I need bolts
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07-30-2005, 11:03 AM
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I liek gramer
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me too.
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Delta Sigma Phi - building better men since 1899
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07-30-2005, 11:50 AM
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Registered User
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07-30-2005, 02:15 PM
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Whitesnake
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07-30-2005, 02:17 PM
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Sayhellotomylittlefriend!
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hahahahahahah I have a Jamaican friend that will love this
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07-30-2005, 02:24 PM
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Pizza Lover
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Don't knock me, I used to have a Mustang.
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07-30-2005, 02:27 PM
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McLovin?
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2000 White 3.8L 5speed with Custom True Dual Exhaust, K&N FIPK II air intake, Steeda Tri-ax, 2000 Cobra R's in 275/35/18 Summitomo's, Sequential Taillights...
also, 2001 ZX6R by Kawasaki
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07-30-2005, 02:32 PM
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Sometimes I feel Like a Nut!
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07-30-2005, 02:39 PM
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WTF^^...
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MGW Shifter, Stingers, JLT, SS Inserts, MM FLSFC & CC Plates, SS Lines, H&R Race springs, IRS Brace, MRT Hood Struts
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07-31-2005, 08:24 PM
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postarama
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Mine:
-87 ranger- broke
-03 SB Cobra vert- 2552 of 5082 Born 02/25/03
Our's:
90 7up vert - new project
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