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08-25-2005, 05:20 PM
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Continue the story thread....
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jdm mustang dori
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OK so this is an idea from many moons ago and many forums past.
I'll start a story and someone continues it w/ another post.
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It's nighttime, around 2am in a quiet town, lots of fog and no traffic on a deserted mainroad. Two cars pull up to the traffic light, one of them a mystic black 5.0L cobra, fully built and supercharged pushing something like 700whp, the other a...
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08-25-2005, 05:22 PM
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Sayhellotomylittlefriend!
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...electric green honda civic with a naked chinese midget at the wheel
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08-25-2005, 07:24 PM
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The driver of the 5.0 mystic black cobra looks over, laughs at the naked chinese midget in the electric green honda civic and...
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08-25-2005, 07:58 PM
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Turns to his supermodel girlfriend in the passenger seat and says |
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08-25-2005, 08:03 PM
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I would like to dip you into cheez wiz and spread you over a ritz cracker if im not being to subtle 
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 I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein
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08-25-2005, 08:39 PM
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I need bolts
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To which she proceeds to give him..
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08-25-2005, 08:52 PM
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a swift kick to the balls. then she rolled down the window...
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08-25-2005, 09:00 PM
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I need bolts
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grabbed his balls off the floor, and threw them in the drain gutter.
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08-25-2005, 10:55 PM
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The naked midget quickly gets out of his honda and picks them up to put in his
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08-25-2005, 10:56 PM
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postarama
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flux capacitor to give him
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08-25-2005, 10:59 PM
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taking a break
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an additional 53,000 horsepower. The supermodel girl friend then promptly
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08-25-2005, 11:55 PM
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jumps in the midgets car, looks him in the eye and says
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08-26-2005, 12:14 AM
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"I need more balls." To which he replies
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08-26-2005, 12:14 AM
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i can't believe its not butter.
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08-26-2005, 01:11 AM
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jdm mustang dori
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then she looks down at the center console of the riced-up POS and notices...
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08-26-2005, 11:10 AM
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that he is touching his shifter knob
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08-26-2005, 12:29 PM
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Sayhellotomylittlefriend!
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amazed at how big it is the supermodel jumps back in surprise and says
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08-26-2005, 01:51 PM
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It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
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08-26-2005, 03:24 PM
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You want to **** me?
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Later that evening, the driver of the mystic black cobra and the supermodel heat things up in the bedroom. All of a sudden a latex glove from nowhere is present with a crazy voice saying things like...
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08-26-2005, 04:30 PM
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Sayhellotomylittlefriend!
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Aaah mamacita I am el latex glove supersonico. te voy a hacer happy all night long
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