Date rape drug

[Warfire80]

Many females use a DATE RAPE DRUG on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in large "kegs."

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages

[Kyle]

but those are just the ugly chicks that need to pump guys full of beer so they would sleep with them, b/c me personally, if ANY chick that ranks 5 or higher on my scale (5 on my scale = 7.4 on a normal guys scale ) comes up to me and approaches me and flirts...........i'm goin for it, no matter what


what works for me though is when i tell them about teh 3.9, and take em for a ride in it..............it drops da panties like WHOA

[Warfire80]

Quote: Originally Posted by 04stang what works for me though is when i tell them about teh 3.9, and take em for a ride in it..............it drops da panties like WHOA

[Dark02Pony]

Quote: Originally Posted by 04stang what works for me though is when i tell them about teh 3.9, and take em for a ride in it..............it drops da panties like WHOA

[wiarumas]

oh noes!

*empties fridge*

[meteorachick]

so i'm currently drinking beer...how does that refer to me? hahahahahaha

[Kyle]

Quote: Originally Posted by meteorachick so i'm currently drinking beer...how does that refer to me? hahahahahaha

prolly that you are drinking with another girl in hopes to get her drunk and take advantage of her and...............................mmmmmmmmmmmmmm





*crosses fingers* please i hope i'm right..................please i hope i'm right

[Warfire80]

@ 04stang and all his witty remarks towards meteorachick, kind of like quagmire of family guy...giggity, giggity, giggity

[01mineralgrey6]

[Falcon]

he dont see ugly through bloodshot eyess.. life looks good good good.. billys got his beer goggles on :booze: :whistle:

[meteorachick]

Quote: Originally Posted by 04stang prolly that you are drinking with another girl in hopes to get her drunk and take advantage of her and...............................mmmmmmmmmmmmmm *crosses fingers* please i hope i'm right..................please i hope i'm right

sorry to disappoint...but i only go for guys lol

[oaktonarcher]

^i happen to know from personal experiance... jk but i'm still looking that notch

[WhiteStang99]

my lesbian friend says every girl is bi, it just takes a little alcohol.

[dark]

^haha nice

[Warfire80]

Quote: Originally Posted by WhiteStang99 my lesbian friend says every girl is bi, it just takes a little alcohol.

if that were only true

[Kyle]

Quote: Originally Posted by meteorachick sorry to disappoint...but i only go for guys lol

:chin: it seems as though i will need to get my hands on large amounts of alcohol then :chin:

[Warfire80]

Quote: Originally Posted by 04stang :chin: it seems as though i will need to get my hands on large amounts of alcohol then :chin:

you forgot to add the giggity, giggity, giggity...oh wait let me add it for you...

Quote: Originally Posted by 04stang :chin: it seems as though i will need to get my hands on large amounts of alcohol then, giggity, giggity, giggity :chin:

[jimmy_beaner]

I was drinking last night... and actually, at one point, for about 5 hours, I was the most drunk person there.... but I stopped drinking, and 6 hours after I stopped, I sobered up almost completely... and then my buddy passed out... after he fell down 5 times in a row. I need to learn to budget my drinking... 10 beers (5 or 6 of them straight chugged), some gatorade vodka mix, no idea how much of that, and then my buddy handed me something, and I found out later it was 70 proof (that's what really messed me up too)... whops, but I didn't drink after that. I was fighting passing out for about 2 hours... 3 Mt. Dew later, I was up and standing. Good times.. also good to know I don't get the beer goggles.

[meteorachick]

^if u didnt get beer goggles then u prolly weren't drunk enough

cause everyone gets them

[MarkuzLS1]

She speaks the truf.

[jimmy_beaner]

well, I was sitting in a chair almost ready to pass out... and I was still sitting there going, damn, she's ugly... so either she had enough ugly to over come the 'beer goggles', or I didn't get them.

[jimmy_beaner]

plus, I was at the point where the equipment wouldn't have been able to function anyway... it was only like that for a little while, maybe 2 hours, but yeah, would've been a mute point.

[Kyle]

Quote: Originally Posted by Warfire80 you forgot to add the giggity, giggity, giggity...oh wait let me add it for you...

thanks man

[Warfire80]

Quote: Originally Posted by 04stang thanks man

Im here for you :peace:

[WhiteStang99]

Everybody gets beer goggles.

You don't "get ready to pass out"

[WhiteStang99]

when does your night start? That's at least an eleven hour story, and you got up in time to be posting at 6:57 central.

70 proof is only 35% alc. by volume. Try some PGA or Bacardi 151.

And generally, beer before liquor makes you sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. yeah, yeah, i know. this doesn't apply to you.

[meteorachick]

^amen