Haha.. an article on video gaming in 2010

[wiarumas]

http://www.wired.com/news/columns/0,...l?tw=rss.index

Quote: Speaking of Mario, Nintendo and LucasArts are still locked in competition to bring their aging iconic characters to every genre ever invented. The year 2010 saw the release of Darth Maul's Star Wars Tennis, Mario MMORPG, Clone Trooper Golf, Mario's Dating Sim, Jar-Jar's Dating Sim and Mario Storms the Beach at Normandy. Plus, handheld versions of all those.

[Thomas91169]

Quote: Well, 2010 was quite a year. Sony's attempt to hang onto its thin lead in the gaming market by only selling the PlayStation 4 to six carefully chosen celebrities seemed like it might backfire, but the hype has never been hotter. Children's crayon drawings of the PS4 are going for over $400 on eBay, and Paris Hilton is reported to have held the new console briefly at arm's length before throwing it in a closet. Better yet, Sony is expecting to ship over 38 units to the general public next week, and gaming fans are already lining up outside their local Thunderdome waiting for a chance to fight for them.

yup, sounds like playstation to me.

Quote: The mainstream gaming public finally started to go online in droves this year, motivated by increasing ease of use, fatter broadband pipes and more sophisticated online experiences, but mostly by the Xbox's revolutionary Verified Gender technology. By guaranteeing that the hot, busty elf chick next to you is biologically female -- if not actually hot, busty or an elf -- Microsoft attracted millions of horny consumers looking for awkward, semi-anonymous online avatar sex. Microsoft is looking to expand this previously untapped market further by introducing cybersex ranking ladders.

yup. i knew i loved teh box for a reason.

[Seph]

If XBOX started that shit, then you better belieeeeeeeeeeve I'd be an XBOX follower lol

[SpectorV]

vid gamming will slowly merge with cpu gamming so you get the best of both worlds, PC and console gamming both have something that the other cannot offer fully so its only a matter of time before the two become interchangable with one another.

[n8r]

Haha funny stuff

[Brent]

Playstation 3 will own the xBox 360

[n8r]

yeah well xbox 1080 will own playstation 7

[ComputerGuy]

"Children's crayon drawings of the PS4 are going for over $400 on eBay, and Paris Hilton is reported to have held the new console briefly at arm's length before throwing it in a closet."

I thought Paris Hilton died of scankitis in 2008?

[Dark02Pony]

Quote: Originally Posted by Brent Playstation 3 will own the xBox 360

thats right

[dark]

Quote: Originally Posted by ComputerGuy I thought Paris Hilton died of scankitis in 2008?

^we can only hope


bajaja@ that article

[Thomas91169]

Quote: Originally Posted by Brent Playstation 3 will own the xBox 360

sure the system might by a teeny hair(after all, it has taken them 3 years to create it, over M-Soft designing, marketing and selling a new system in 6months), but youre still gonna have shitty games like GTA:south compton(thatll still have hourendous physics and PS1 graphics) and Gran Turismo5:Vtec(which will take 5 years for them to finally release). heh maybe this time you can get 4 controller ports instead of two, and something better than a measly 8mb save game card(man, my 20gb removeable HD is gonna come in handy when im done burning all the rented games from blockbuster, then i can take it to my buddies house and copy them to his 360). then again sony will make it to where if you buy a game, it can only be read by the system its first played on, just like their Music CD's that have created quite a stir. then when you play the game over the net, EVERYONE needs that game, not just the host. and theyll make the system almost unhackable, whereas we all know the xbox can be upgraded in almost every way(as the same with the 360 as people are already modding them).

[WhiteStang99]

I bet people aren't suing Sony within a week of the PS3 being out because the console sucks. (cough microsoft cough)

[dark]

^lol people are doing that?