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09-16-2003, 02:07 AM
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The Body
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Who's in charge?
"I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge, " said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the body parts laughed at the rectum, so he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectumshould be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ####### is usually in charge!!!!
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09-16-2003, 07:21 AM
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sʞɔns ʇuǝɹq
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 thats great
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09-16-2003, 08:12 AM
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2003 DSG Cobra Build # 6448 of 8394 Born on 04/07/2003
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09-16-2003, 02:03 PM
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I don't own a mustang at the moment
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09-16-2003, 05:24 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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09-16-2003, 05:25 PM
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I want to be an ####### 
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09-16-2003, 05:28 PM
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09-16-2003, 05:29 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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09-16-2003, 05:30 PM
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09-16-2003, 05:34 PM
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I was waiting wo see which idiot would get to that one first... congrats Nate... you're the winner 
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09-16-2003, 05:45 PM
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Did you just confirm it? 
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09-16-2003, 05:51 PM
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sʞɔns ʇuǝɹq
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well, he called us all idiots so I would say so 
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09-16-2003, 05:53 PM
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Dont make me be an ####### 
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09-16-2003, 05:56 PM
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to late! haha, j/p I love you so much Rellik!! Marry me!
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09-16-2003, 05:58 PM
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I told you not to do it Jim. :P
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09-16-2003, 06:18 PM
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09-16-2003, 06:19 PM
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