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09-17-2003, 04:09 PM
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A Blonde and her Lexus
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Jeep Boy
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A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
The blonde drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them.
"A$$HOLES!" she yelled.......
Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play.
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09-17-2003, 04:14 PM
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09-17-2003, 04:16 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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09-17-2003, 04:19 PM
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I want one of those installed in my Stang!! So when I whistle at a passing beautiful woman... the sone "Baby Got Back" will come on :mrgreen: |
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09-17-2003, 04:23 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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09-17-2003, 04:29 PM
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FormerMod
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You damn kids... you dont know any of the classics!!! :oops: :oops: |
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09-17-2003, 04:46 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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Drop top ford with tha roof wide open my partners lookin at me to see if my eyes be open cause I been drinkin and I been smokin flyin down 285 but they be open
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09-17-2003, 05:11 PM
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sʞɔns ʇuǝɹq
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09-17-2003, 05:14 PM
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Jeep Boy
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Rollin in my 5.0 with my ragtop down so my hair can blow
girlies don't stand by, waitin just to say hi "didya stop" no I just drove by
kept on persuin to the next stop, I bust a left and I'm headin to the next block
the block was dead yo so I continued to A1A Destroyed(no clue what they say) Avinue
Girls were hot wearin less than bikinis
Rockmen Lovers drivin lamborghuinis(sp?)
Jealous cause out gettin mine, Shade with the gauge and vanilla with a nine.
:mrgreen:
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09-17-2003, 05:15 PM
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sʞɔns ʇuǝɹq
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09-17-2003, 05:40 PM
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09-17-2003, 05:50 PM
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je deteste les francais et la france, mais c'est possible que je vais aller en europe pour la vacance de praintemps
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09-17-2003, 05:51 PM
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09-17-2003, 08:57 PM
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sʞɔns ʇuǝɹq
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je n'aime pas le classe de francaise et je deteste ma prof, elle est un abruti.
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09-17-2003, 09:40 PM
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09-17-2003, 09:42 PM
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sʞɔns ʇuǝɹq
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09-17-2003, 09:43 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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damn you know what guys?
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