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04-05-2006, 06:56 PM
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the official "pick-up line" thread
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Brevior Est Vita
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either your best or worst... or just plain funny ones:
"I'm going to be honest, I wanna be on you" - my friend Eddie in Florida
"Got a little Captain in ya'?"
"no"
"would you like to?" - me, while wearing a captain's hat in Florida... and drinking rum and coke
I have to remember more of the lines he used the night we got him stupid on Jaeger and Captain Morgan... his two biggest weaknesses for alcohol.
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Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Steeda Wing, Cobra R hood, Cobra mirrors, Terminator Front Bumper, smoked fogs/headlights, Tail-light Tint, Terminator side skirts, Grill Delete, Mach C-pillars, hood shocks
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04-05-2006, 06:57 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Kitteh!
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"Can I get your aim screen name" - Beaner
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04-05-2006, 07:04 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Brevior Est Vita
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you know how I know you're gay?
cause you're all over me recently.
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Steeda Wing, Cobra R hood, Cobra mirrors, Terminator Front Bumper, smoked fogs/headlights, Tail-light Tint, Terminator side skirts, Grill Delete, Mach C-pillars, hood shocks
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04-05-2006, 07:04 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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04-05-2006, 07:08 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Kitteh!
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04-05-2006, 07:09 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Kitteh!
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You know hwo I know you're gay?
You have eggs in your sig, and more than one at that.
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04-05-2006, 07:12 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Brevior Est Vita
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"you'll do" - my friend Ed again in Florida
"am I appealing yet, or do you want to finish my drink?" - Ed
*slaps girl's ass* "hey baby, nice ass" - Ed... all in Florida, same night
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Steeda Wing, Cobra R hood, Cobra mirrors, Terminator Front Bumper, smoked fogs/headlights, Tail-light Tint, Terminator side skirts, Grill Delete, Mach C-pillars, hood shocks
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04-05-2006, 07:16 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Brevior Est Vita
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you know how I know you're gay?
you have a hamster in your display pic, and spell out "hamsta".
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Steeda Wing, Cobra R hood, Cobra mirrors, Terminator Front Bumper, smoked fogs/headlights, Tail-light Tint, Terminator side skirts, Grill Delete, Mach C-pillars, hood shocks
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04-05-2006, 07:23 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Kitteh!
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You know how I know you're gay?
You keep trying to prove I'm gay with Eggs still in your sig.
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04-05-2006, 07:26 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Brevior Est Vita
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you know how I know you're gay?
you keep trying to prove I'm gay, so you can have massive gay sex with me... plus, you have the gay sig quote
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Steeda Wing, Cobra R hood, Cobra mirrors, Terminator Front Bumper, smoked fogs/headlights, Tail-light Tint, Terminator side skirts, Grill Delete, Mach C-pillars, hood shocks
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04-05-2006, 07:31 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Kitteh!
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You know how I know you're gay?
You are taking a break yet you are defending your sexuality.
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04-05-2006, 07:35 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Brevior Est Vita
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you know how I know you're gay?
you automatically associate taking a break with "not dating" or "not fooling around"... also, you don't associate fooling around with females.
(the taking a break thing is from being retarded, and just posting random shit... remember the arguments of yester-year)
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Steeda Wing, Cobra R hood, Cobra mirrors, Terminator Front Bumper, smoked fogs/headlights, Tail-light Tint, Terminator side skirts, Grill Delete, Mach C-pillars, hood shocks
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04-05-2006, 07:37 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Kitteh!
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You know how I know you're gay?
Cause you got eggs in your sig.
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04-05-2006, 07:38 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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New Jersey V6
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04-05-2006, 07:39 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Kitteh!
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I think we all know who is gay now
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04-05-2006, 07:40 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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New Jersey V6
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04-05-2006, 07:43 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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i've been bad...make them tight
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hey now leave the hampsters out of this, hampsters are cooler than you
by god
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04-05-2006, 07:46 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Brevior Est Vita
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Steeda Wing, Cobra R hood, Cobra mirrors, Terminator Front Bumper, smoked fogs/headlights, Tail-light Tint, Terminator side skirts, Grill Delete, Mach C-pillars, hood shocks
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04-05-2006, 08:01 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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sʞɔns ʇuǝɹq
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GO BRAVES
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04-05-2006, 08:01 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Kitteh!
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04-05-2006, 08:06 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Brevior Est Vita
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you know how I know you're gay?
you abused your administrator status to make it seem like I "loved" you... sperm burping fag tard 
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Steeda Wing, Cobra R hood, Cobra mirrors, Terminator Front Bumper, smoked fogs/headlights, Tail-light Tint, Terminator side skirts, Grill Delete, Mach C-pillars, hood shocks
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04-05-2006, 08:08 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Kitteh!
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You know how I know you are gay?
You had I love Brent in your post 
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04-05-2006, 08:11 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Brevior Est Vita
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actually, it's "I love Brent?"... you didn't even change it right.
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Steeda Wing, Cobra R hood, Cobra mirrors, Terminator Front Bumper, smoked fogs/headlights, Tail-light Tint, Terminator side skirts, Grill Delete, Mach C-pillars, hood shocks
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04-05-2006, 08:15 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Kitteh!
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 I guess you aren't sure? Maybe there is hope 
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04-05-2006, 08:20 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Brevior Est Vita
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my kind prefers to be called bicurious
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Steeda Wing, Cobra R hood, Cobra mirrors, Terminator Front Bumper, smoked fogs/headlights, Tail-light Tint, Terminator side skirts, Grill Delete, Mach C-pillars, hood shocks
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04-05-2006, 08:21 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Kitteh!
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04-05-2006, 08:24 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Brevior Est Vita
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God I hope you realize that was a joke
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Steeda Wing, Cobra R hood, Cobra mirrors, Terminator Front Bumper, smoked fogs/headlights, Tail-light Tint, Terminator side skirts, Grill Delete, Mach C-pillars, hood shocks
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04-05-2006, 08:26 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Kitteh!
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You know how I know you are gay?
That wasn't a joke.
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