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04-05-2006, 07:56 PM
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the official "pick-up line" thread
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taking a break
Join Date: May 2004
City: Iowa City, IA
State: Iowa
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either your best or worst... or just plain funny ones:
"I'm going to be honest, I wanna be on you" - my friend Eddie in Florida
"Got a little Captain in ya'?"
"no"
"would you like to?" - me, while wearing a captain's hat in Florida... and drinking rum and coke
I have to remember more of the lines he used the night we got him stupid on Jaeger and Captain Morgan... his two biggest weaknesses for alcohol.
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Cold Air Intake,
Polished Stainless Steel Inserts, more interior aluminum than I know what to do with
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04-05-2006, 07:57 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
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"Can I get your aim screen name" - Beaner |
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04-05-2006, 08:04 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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taking a break
Join Date: May 2004
City: Iowa City, IA
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you know how I know you're gay?
cause you're all over me recently.
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Cold Air Intake,
Polished Stainless Steel Inserts, more interior aluminum than I know what to do with
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04-05-2006, 08:04 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Jeep Boy
Join Date: May 2003
City: Harvest
State: Alabama
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04-05-2006, 08:08 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
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04-05-2006, 08:09 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
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You know hwo I know you're gay?
You have eggs in your sig, and more than one at that. |
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04-05-2006, 08:12 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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taking a break
Join Date: May 2004
City: Iowa City, IA
State: Iowa
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"you'll do" - my friend Ed again in Florida
"am I appealing yet, or do you want to finish my drink?" - Ed
*slaps girl's ass* "hey baby, nice ass" - Ed... all in Florida, same night
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Cold Air Intake,
Polished Stainless Steel Inserts, more interior aluminum than I know what to do with
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04-05-2006, 08:16 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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taking a break
Join Date: May 2004
City: Iowa City, IA
State: Iowa
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you know how I know you're gay?
you have a hamster in your display pic, and spell out "hamsta".
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Cold Air Intake,
Polished Stainless Steel Inserts, more interior aluminum than I know what to do with
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04-05-2006, 08:23 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
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You know how I know you're gay?
You keep trying to prove I'm gay with Eggs still in your sig. |
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04-05-2006, 08:26 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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taking a break
Join Date: May 2004
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you know how I know you're gay?
you keep trying to prove I'm gay, so you can have massive gay sex with me... plus, you have the gay sig quote
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Cold Air Intake,
Polished Stainless Steel Inserts, more interior aluminum than I know what to do with
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04-05-2006, 08:31 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
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You know how I know you're gay?
You are taking a break yet you are defending your sexuality. |
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04-05-2006, 08:35 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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taking a break
Join Date: May 2004
City: Iowa City, IA
State: Iowa
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you know how I know you're gay?
you automatically associate taking a break with "not dating" or "not fooling around"... also, you don't associate fooling around with females.
(the taking a break thing is from being retarded, and just posting random shit... remember the arguments of yester-year)
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
Black FR500's, Eibach Pro-Kit, Bilstein shocks/struts, Borla Exhaust, Cold Air Intake,
Polished Stainless Steel Inserts, more interior aluminum than I know what to do with
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04-05-2006, 08:37 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
Posts: 27,548
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You know how I know you're gay?
Cause you got eggs in your sig. |
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04-05-2006, 08:38 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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New Jersey V6
Join Date: Sep 2004
City: Parsippany
State: New Jersey
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04-05-2006, 08:39 PM
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Re: the official "pick-up line" thread
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
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State: Alabama
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I think we all know who is gay now |
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04-05-2006, 08:40 PM
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