My car finally made a noise tonight around 8:30
All of my worrying because I overlooked a simple dumb mistake. I forgot to hook up my crank sensor. The car now runs, idles beautifully, no fluid leaks, and sounds pretty mean even with the small tick I have from a small exhaust leak.
I got the rockers adjusted dead on and they are running real quiet. I am going to drop it off at my mechanics garage and he said he'd cinch up the leak complimentary after he closes.
I am so exstatic right now. Pics, and vids with sound to come!