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07-30-2007, 08:11 AM
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The South
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Deranged
Join Date: Jan 2005
City: Largo
State: Florida
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Tennessee:The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretaryfor some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the Universityof Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings.
"Alabama :A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of thehunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck."Where's Henry?" the others asked." Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back upthe trail," the successful hunter replied."You left Henry lying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired."A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!
"Louisiana :A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana ".When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
Mississippi :The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy,"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the tag number."
Georgia :A GeorgiaState trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
North Carolina :A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to puta bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.The man replied, "I have a flat tire."The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in theback. I never did understand it neither."
And the favorite:You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North!
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07-30-2007, 08:32 AM
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Re: The South
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Pizza Lover
Join Date: Aug 2003
City: Arlington
State: Virginia
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i can't relate... but funny nonetheless.
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07-30-2007, 10:20 AM
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Re: The South
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Jeep Boy
Join Date: May 2003
City: Harvest
State: Alabama
Posts: 12,442
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07-30-2007, 10:50 AM
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Re: The South
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WTF^^...
Join Date: May 2003
City: Hoover / Florence
State: Alabama
Posts: 27,329
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MGW Shifter, Stingers, JLT, SS Inserts, MM FLSFC & CC Plates, SS Lines, H&R Race springs, IRS Brace, MRT Hood Struts
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07-30-2007, 11:26 AM
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Re: The South
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sʞɔns ʇuǝɹq
Join Date: May 2003
City: Macon
State: Georgia
Posts: 10,775
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07-30-2007, 11:30 AM
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Re: The South
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Jeep Boy
Join Date: May 2003
City: Harvest
State: Alabama
Posts: 12,442
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Try driving it all the way to Detroit. You think it is bad in ATL...
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07-30-2007, 11:48 AM
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Re: The South
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Boost Please!
Join Date: Jul 2003
City: Hackettstown
State: New Jersey
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1995 Black Mustang GT
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07-30-2007, 11:57 AM
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Re: The South
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too broke to race
Join Date: May 2007
City: Denham Springs
State: Louisiana
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the truth can be sooo funny
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07-30-2007, 05:37 PM
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Re: The South
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sʞɔns ʇuǝɹq
Join Date: May 2003
City: Macon
State: Georgia
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07-30-2007, 06:01 PM
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Re: The South
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I Like Jiblits
Join Date: Jul 2006
City: Hampton
State: Virginia
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07-30-2007, 09:31 PM
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Re: The South
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i've been bad...make them tight
Join Date: Jan 2005
State: New Jersey
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the NC and the MS one had me rollin
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07-30-2007, 09:35 PM
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Re: The South
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too broke to race
Join Date: May 2007
City: Denham Springs
State: Louisiana
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thats truest statement I ever heard about Louisiana
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06 GT flowmasters, SCT2, CAI, 4:10 gears, ZEX 150hp wet shot. 11.76E/T at 115MPH & its my wife's car lol and the other muscle is a 1970
Chevelle SS 454
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07-31-2007, 12:05 AM
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Re: The South
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Jeep Boy
Join Date: May 2003
City: Harvest
State: Alabama
Posts: 12,442
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Ahh yes, I have been through there a few times...
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07-31-2007, 02:00 AM
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Re: The South
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^needs more bondo
Join Date: Sep 2003
City: Modesto
State: California
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lol that looks pretty straightforward compared to the clusterfucks down in Los Angeles.
I think somewhere it said that the I-5 to I405 junction was the most conjested junction ever, swallowing up over 27million hours of peoples lives yearly.
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2003 Redfire Cobra - 448whp/435wtq 
1990 Eclipse GSX - Sold 
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07-31-2007, 09:50 PM
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Re: The South
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Bob is Good.
Join Date: Jun 2004
City: Greenville
State: Texas
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I hate that place. Got me lost in Atlanta once leaving a Braves game. Bastards. |
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07-31-2007, 11:04 PM
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Re: The South
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sʞɔns ʇuǝɹq
Join Date: May 2003
City: Macon
State: Georgia
Posts: 10,775
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This dumb bimbo I go to school with has an internship with the engineering firm that designed it. She is always bragging about everything she does, and when she told me about that I said "wow, you work for the place that engineered the largest traffic jam in Georgia, that'll look good on a resume!"
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