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09-19-2007, 10:00 PM
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How To Get Banned From K-Mart
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Shawty Wanna Thug
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If one exists near you
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09-19-2007, 10:12 PM
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Re: How To Get Banned From K-Mart
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McLovin?
Join Date: Jun 2004
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
those are awesome.
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2000 White 3.8L 5speed with Custom True Dual Exhaust, K&N FIPK II air intake, Steeda Tri-ax, 2000 Cobra R's in 275/35/18 Summitomo's, Sequential Taillights...
also, 2001 ZX6R by Kawasaki
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09-19-2007, 10:18 PM
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Re: How To Get Banned From K-Mart
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postarama
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Left out a few of my favorites....
Get 1 grape, carry it to the register. When the lady refuses to ring it up demand the manager comes to take care of the problem. Once you agree on a price, pay them the 1 penny or so and eat it in front of them. Proceed to do this at different registers until you get removed.
Or....and this one goes for any public restroom. Get in a stall beside an occupied one, smear some crunchy peanut butter on toilet paper, toss under the occupied stall and ask for them to hand it back.
I've done both of the proceeding....it's hilarious.
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09-19-2007, 10:21 PM
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Bob is Good.
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My favorite is to buy a couple tubes of KY Jelly and some cucumbers. |
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09-19-2007, 10:52 PM
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Teh TC6!
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Buying too much Heet and Brake Fluid is a good way to get arrested.
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09-19-2007, 11:29 PM
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postarama
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I got some weird looks last summer...
Pulled up at the co-op with 50 gallons of diesel already in the back of the truck. I then proceeded to buy 1 ton of triple 13 fertilizer...
Surprised i didn't get pulled over that day...
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"I'm not driving too fast...just flying too low"
Mine:
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-03 SB Cobra vert- 2552 of 5082 Born 02/25/03
Our's:
90 7up vert - new project
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09-19-2007, 11:31 PM
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Teh TC6!
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lol, nothing so bomb friendly, just meth head friendly 
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09-20-2007, 12:33 AM
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Jeep Boy
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Haha, I have read that before. Fun stuff. My favorite is trying to pick out food when you are drunk as hell, you find and buy some of the strangest stuff.. it is also fun to try and act sober when you are checking out
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09-20-2007, 01:10 AM
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^needs more bondo
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ah we used to go into Wal Mart and do such things back in HS
we got toy guns and had an all out war one night. one of my buddies clumb to the top of one of the aisle racks and tried climbing up to the rafters/purlins of the building. we had a little trampoline with us under him at all times in case he fell, the one employee was just like "you guys are idiots" and walked away, the store manager, not so forgiving, however he knew the importance of safety so he held us under my buddy until he came down, which he evendually dropped under his own will, and we missed with the trampoline. whoops.
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09-20-2007, 08:31 AM
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Deranged
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09-20-2007, 12:21 PM
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WTF^^...
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09-20-2007, 01:02 PM
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Re: How To Get Banned From K-Mart
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I Like Jiblits
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I am going to try some of those |
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09-20-2007, 02:42 PM
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i've been bad...make them tight
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my friends and i did the mission impossible one at target
we left the store before security found us lol
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09-20-2007, 06:39 PM
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too broke to race
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09-21-2007, 12:30 AM
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Re: How To Get Banned From K-Mart
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You want to **** me?
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Ill bet that is your favorite.... 
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09-21-2007, 03:55 PM
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Re: How To Get Banned From K-Mart
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Pizza Lover
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i remember that from a while ago... but it was in chain letter form
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