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01-23-2008, 06:48 AM
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Zen for those who take life too seriously . . .
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Terry Mann
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1. Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set.
2. A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, Night.
3. On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers.
4. I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Wasn't Familiar Territory.
5. 42.7 Percent Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot.
6. Light Travels Faster Than Sound, Which Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.
7. I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe.
8. Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet.
9. Remember, Half The People You Know Are Below Average.
10. He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest.
11. Depression Is Merely Anger Without Enthusiasm.
12. The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.
13. I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol.
14. Support Bacteria. They're The Only Culture Some People Have.
15. Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7 Of Your Week.
16. A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory.
17. Change Is Inevitable, Except From Vending Machines.
18. Get A New Car For Your Spouse. It'll Be A Great Trade!
19. Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow.
20. Always Try To Be Modest, And Be Proud Of It!
21. If You Think Nobody Cares, Try Missing A Couple Of Payments.
22. How Many Of You Believe In Psycho-Kinesis? Raise My Hand.
23. Ok, So What's The Speed Of Dark?
24. How Do You Tell When You're Out Of Invisible Ink?
25. If Everything Seems To Be Going Well, You Have Obviously Overlooked Something.
26. When Everything Is Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane.
27. Hard Work Pays Off In The Future. Laziness Pays Off Now.
28. Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Do Not Have Film.
29. If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?
30. How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges?
31. Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Do Not Get Sucked Into Jet Engines.
32. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
33. I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out.
34. I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I Made Your Horn Louder.
35. Why Do Psychics Have To Ask You For Your Name?
36. Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering What Happened.
37. Just Remember - If The World Did Not Suck, We Would All Fall Off.
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Terry Mann
2004 Mustang Cobra Convertible Mystichrome
449RWHP - 537RWTQ
2006 Harley-Davidson F-150
2008 GT500 - 425RWHP - 408RWTQ (est.)
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01-23-2008, 09:36 AM
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Re: Zen for those who take life too seriously . . .
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postarama
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"I'm not driving too fast...just flying too low"
Mine:
-87 ranger- broke
-03 SB Cobra vert- 2552 of 5082 Born 02/25/03
Our's:
90 7up vert - new project
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01-23-2008, 10:02 AM
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Re: Zen for those who take life too seriously . . .
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WTF^^...
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2003 REDFIRE COBRA #3938 of 5082 @ 05/27/2003 1 of 414
MGW Shifter, Stingers, JLT, SS Inserts, MM FLSFC & CC Plates, SS Lines, H&R Race springs, IRS Brace, MRT Hood Struts
ME.com Member #29 - 400rwhp/380rwtq
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01-23-2008, 10:37 AM
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Re: Zen for those who take life too seriously . . .
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Deranged
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Mods-MAc CAI , True Dual Flowmaster 40,3.73 ,T-Lok, 25% UDP, 3/8 Phenolic Intake Spacer ,Steeda Tri-ax, SCT Chip/ Tune
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01-23-2008, 11:18 AM
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Re: Zen for those who take life too seriously . . .
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I need bolts
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01-23-2008, 03:03 PM
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Re: Zen for those who take life too seriously . . .
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Pizza Lover
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haha a few of those were really clever.
few made me laugh... like the sponge one haha.
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01-23-2008, 03:49 PM
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Re: Zen for those who take life too seriously . . .
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sUnShInE
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Haha, pretty good!  |
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01-23-2008, 06:22 PM
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Re: Zen for those who take life too seriously . . .
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Jeep Boy
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 good stuff
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01-24-2008, 03:04 PM
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Re: Zen for those who take life too seriously . . .
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Registered User
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38. No matter where you go,There you are. |
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01-24-2008, 03:29 PM
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Re: Zen for those who take life too seriously . . .
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Terry Mann
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Terry Mann
2004 Mustang Cobra Convertible Mystichrome
449RWHP - 537RWTQ
2006 Harley-Davidson F-150
2008 GT500 - 425RWHP - 408RWTQ (est.)
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01-24-2008, 03:49 PM
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Re: Zen for those who take life too seriously . . .
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The Thread Killer
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Heard a few of those before, but many were new to me. Good stuff
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01-24-2008, 06:33 PM
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Re: Zen for those who take life too seriously . . .
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Jeep Boy
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Haha, my dad says that all the time. Love it.
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01-25-2008, 12:01 AM
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Re: Zen for those who take life too seriously . . .
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those were good. only a few were familiar and I am glad I was the only one reading these because #10 would have made me look bad.
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Current mods: CAI, UDP's, MagnaFlow cat back dual out, new engine (6k), 3.45s and traklok!!
Soon to be mods:SSM stage 3 splitport swap, 11+psi, weight reduction.
Very soon mods: Vortech V-2 supercharger (4-6psi), port and polished TB, 70mm MAF & 19# injectors.
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