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05-02-2008, 12:29 PM
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Would you remarry?
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postarama
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Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading
when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
WIFE: 'You would? (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
HUSBAND: 'Sure. It's a great house.'
WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.'
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
HUSBAND: 'No. I'm sure she'd want her own.'
WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'
HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'
WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?'
HUSBAND: 'No. She's left-handed '
WIFE: - silence -
HUSBAND: ' . . . Shit.'
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Our's:
90 7up vert - new project
-92 bronco 5.slow and 33's
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05-02-2008, 12:41 PM
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Re: Would you remarry?
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Kitteh!
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lol I've heard that before. Awesome. |
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05-02-2008, 01:28 PM
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Re: Would you remarry?
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Deranged
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LMFAO 
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05-02-2008, 02:36 PM
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Pizza Lover
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Don't knock me, I used to have a Mustang.
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05-02-2008, 03:10 PM
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i've been bad...make them tight
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05-02-2008, 04:07 PM
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Mrs. Lowflyn
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now here's a question Brad...
would you?
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05-02-2008, 06:00 PM
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Re: Would you remarry?
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postarama
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She's not left handed if that's what you're implying.
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"I'm not driving too fast...just flying too low"
Mine:
-03 SB Cobra vert- 2552 of 5082 Born 02/25/03
Our's:
90 7up vert - new project
-92 bronco 5.slow and 33's
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05-02-2008, 06:57 PM
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Re: Would you remarry?
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Kitteh!
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Oh... that girl!  |
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05-02-2008, 07:32 PM
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i've been bad...make them tight
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05-02-2008, 07:53 PM
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15.3 Second V8 Killer Yo
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It's not the ambidextrous one is it?
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05-02-2008, 08:14 PM
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Mrs. Lowflyn
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05-02-2008, 11:48 PM
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Original Gangster
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05-03-2008, 03:12 AM
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15.3 Second V8 Killer Yo
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Don't pout....if you ask nicely I'm sure you could find enough righties or lefties to get even...Hell, I bet you could end up air tight if you ask right. 
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2.2L KB Supercharger, 4#, Billetflow Single Blade TB, JLT Carbon Fiber RAI, Nazty Performance Ported Lower Intake, Bassani Midlength Headers, O/R H-Pipe, Borla Stinger Catback, Tuned by RWTD --- Numbers coming soon...
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05-03-2008, 12:32 PM
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Re: Would you remarry?
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Mrs. Lowflyn
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05-03-2008, 07:17 PM
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15.3 Second V8 Killer Yo
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I was really drunk and just came from a strip club. 
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Official Mustang Evolution Lake George Meet 2009
2.2L KB Supercharger, 4#, Billetflow Single Blade TB, JLT Carbon Fiber RAI, Nazty Performance Ported Lower Intake, Bassani Midlength Headers, O/R H-Pipe, Borla Stinger Catback, Tuned by RWTD --- Numbers coming soon...
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05-03-2008, 10:30 PM
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Re: Would you remarry?
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I don't think that's gonna buff out
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haha, nice  |
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be safe, sleep with a firefighter 
