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05-15-2008, 11:27 PM
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So....I guess I am getting my *** kicked some time
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Imma Ho...
Join Date: Aug 2004
City: Baton Rouge
State: Louisiana
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Well, tonight was the last night of bowling. We lost after winning the league the last 2 years.
Well, me, my dad, and 4 other guys we bowl with were sitting there drinking our asses off.
So, this fake blonde goes to order food, right next to us. Me and another guy are arguing over the quality of her ass. Of which, it was perfect. Amazing. I should have taken a pic.
Anyhow, I say, really loud in a my drunk voice that I know what a perfect ass looks like and it is standing just to the right of me.
I guess she got offended...went to her man and told him about it. He flipped us off. Then he went to pick up there food. He made it a point to tell the 6 of us that him and his brother are going to kick our asses. All 6 of us.
So, if I am not around for a few days...that is why. 
Good stuff none the less. And I just had to share in my drunken state. |
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05-15-2008, 11:37 PM
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Re: So....I guess I am getting my *** kicked some time
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milf hunter
Join Date: Apr 2005
City: Baton Rouge
State: Louisiana
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now thats two or three people that wanna fuck your shit up 
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05-15-2008, 11:37 PM
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Re: So....I guess I am getting my *** kicked some time
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I can has Mustang?
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
Posts: 26,856
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Ah, the joy of alcohol.
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05-16-2008, 08:21 AM
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Re: So....I guess I am getting my *** kicked some time
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taking a break
Join Date: May 2004
City: Iowa City, IA
State: Iowa
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PureVenom
Well, tonight was the last night of bowling. We lost after winning the league the last 2 years.
Well, me, my dad, and 4 other guys we bowl with were sitting there drinking our asses off.
So, this fake blonde goes to order food, right next to us. Me and another guy are arguing over the quality of her ass. Of which, it was perfect. Amazing. I should have taken a pic.
Anyhow, I say, really loud in a my drunk voice that I know what a perfect ass looks like and it is standing just to the right of me.
I guess she got offended...went to her man and told him about it. He flipped us off. Then he went to pick up there food. He made it a point to tell the 6 of us that him and his brother are going to kick our asses. All 6 of us.
So, if I am not around for a few days...that is why.
Good stuff none the less. And I just had to share in my drunken state.
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it's ok buddy... Mike comes back soon, he will protect you! 
In further news, knowing me in my drunken states... I do well until someone directly challenges me like that  probably a good thing I'm not in BR yet. Cause I doubt I could've quit looking at a perfect ass. My hat goes off to you for having the grapes (even if they were drunken fermented grapes) to comment on a great ass. Bitch should realize she has a gift that she has to share. If she doesn't want people looking at it, she shouldn't put it out there.
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
17"x9" Cobra's, Borla Exhaust, Cold Air Intake,
Polished Stainless Steel Inserts, more interior aluminum than I know what to do with
2001 Silver v-6, totalled, then sold
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05-16-2008, 08:43 AM
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Re: So....I guess I am getting my *** kicked some time
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WTF^^...
Join Date: May 2003
City: Hoover / Florence
State: Alabama
Posts: 26,866
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what did you expect from a bowling excursion... only the best hang out there.
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2003 REDFIRE COBRA #3938 of 5082 @ 05/27/2003 1 of 414
Polished Borla Stingers, MGW Shifter, JLT CAI, SS Inserts, MM FLSFC, MM CC Plates,
10th Anniv Brakes, SS Lines, H&R Race springs, IRS Brace, MRT Hood Struts
ME.com Member #29 - 400rwhp/380rwtq
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05-16-2008, 09:39 AM
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Re: So....I guess I am getting my *** kicked some time
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Imma Ho...
Join Date: Aug 2004
City: Baton Rouge
State: Louisiana
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^^ It's not an excursion, it is a weekly event as we are on a league. This was the last night, we didn't win the league again, so we kept on drinking and enjoying the co-eds that come in to bowl after 9:00pm.
And Jimmy, we comment on the ass around us all the time. In fact, a couple weeks ago, again...while drinking post bowling....we moved over about 8 tables to watch a group of 4 really hot chicks that came to bowl. This isn't new to us. I'm just shocked that it took us 3 years to get threatened with as many times as we've made comments. Granted, our comments are made to those at our table, but we just make sure to make them loud enough for all to hear around us when it matters.
Oh well, they haven't shown up at my house yet...so maybe I'm safe. I was a nice guy though, I did offer him a step stool when he said he was going to kick my ass since he was kinda short. He didn't take it though. Oh well.
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05-16-2008, 12:28 PM
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Re: So....I guess I am getting my *** kicked some time
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Jeep Boy
Join Date: May 2003
City: Harvest
State: Alabama
Posts: 12,183
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05-16-2008, 04:17 PM
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Re: So....I guess I am getting my *** kicked some time
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taking a break
Join Date: May 2004
City: Iowa City, IA
State: Iowa
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PureVenom
^^ It's not an excursion, it is a weekly event as we are on a league. This was the last night, we didn't win the league again, so we kept on drinking and enjoying the co-eds that come in to bowl after 9:00pm.
And Jimmy, we comment on the ass around us all the time. In fact, a couple weeks ago, again...while drinking post bowling....we moved over about 8 tables to watch a group of 4 really hot chicks that came to bowl. This isn't new to us. I'm just shocked that it took us 3 years to get threatened with as many times as we've made comments. Granted, our comments are made to those at our table, but we just make sure to make them loud enough for all to hear around us when it matters.
Oh well, they haven't shown up at my house yet...so maybe I'm safe. I was a nice guy though, I did offer him a step stool when he said he was going to kick my ass since he was kinda short. He didn't take it though. Oh well.
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sounds like a good time.
got a problem?   
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2002 Sonic Blue GT, 5 Speed
Mods: MGW Short Throw Shifter, Mach 1 Brakes
17"x9" Cobra's, Borla Exhaust, Cold Air Intake,
Polished Stainless Steel Inserts, more interior aluminum than I know what to do with
2001 Silver v-6, totalled, then sold
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05-16-2008, 05:21 PM
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Re: So....I guess I am getting my *** kicked some time
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Jeep Boy
Join Date: May 2003
City: Harvest
State: Alabama
Posts: 12,183
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05-16-2008, 06:01 PM
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Re: So....I guess I am getting my *** kicked some time
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McLovin?
Join Date: Jun 2004
City: Atlanta/Chattanooga
State: Georgia
Posts: 3,676
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lulz
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2000 White 3.8L 5speed with Custom True Dual Exhaust, K&N FIPK II air intake, Steeda Tri-ax, 2000 Cobra R's in 275/35/18 Summitomo's, Sequential Taillights...
also, 2001 ZX6R by Kawasaki
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05-17-2008, 11:28 PM
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Re: So....I guess I am getting my *** kicked some time
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2008
City: mishawaka
State: Indiana
Posts: 206
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don't hate the playa... hate the game...
fuck him... actually wait... no, i say fuck his girlfriend 
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2003 GT- slp catted X, slp LM2, mgw shifter, K&N drop-in, sniper tuned, cobra rims w/ yokos, Ford Racing springs- 13.98@100.8
1987 Dodge Daytona Shelby Z
"1965" Mustang Coupe
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05-18-2008, 01:33 AM
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Re: So....I guess I am getting my *** kicked some time
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I can has Mustang?
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
Posts: 26,856
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That would be the more manly thing to do I guess
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