lolcat bible

[fast64]

Hope this isn't a repost...these folks have way too much free time.

Main Page - LOLCat Bible Translation Project

Quote: 1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem. 2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz. 3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

[n8r]

wow... that is kind of sad...

[dark]

wow... too much time... srsly

[meteorachick]

i can haz chezburger?

[Kiljosh]

Thats hard to read but I love this part....

Pascal's Wagar

Pascal wus clever kitteh hu wus laik: "I am not knoin if teh Ceiling Cat is reel." Oh noes! But Pascal was thinkin an thinkin, an he wus laik "If I is beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat, and he is reel, I will be gettin cheezburger. But if I has no beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat, and he is reel, I will be getting pwned. If there no Ceiling Cat, no matter anywai. I think I is beleefin in teh Ceiling Cat."

Hahahaha my thoughts exactly. Id rather get that cheeseburger.

[OsirisGuy]

So now internet nerds can get religion wrong too?