Living with grandpa

[sonic04edge]

A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together.

When grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler, the little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer?'

Grandpa replied, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'

The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!'

Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a beer.'
A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?'
Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'

The little boy answered 'no,' again.
Grandpa said, Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.'
A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk.

Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?'

The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?'

Grandpa replied, 'Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!'

The boy replied, 'Then go f**k yourself! Grandma made these for me.'

[OsirisGuy]

Heard it but they were sitting on a lake fishing in my version.

Still funny though

[wiarumas]

[Seph]

LOL nice

[n8r]

ahahah good stuff

[Scut95]

haha.....that was a much needed laugh!