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07-02-2008, 10:11 PM
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Re: NOOOB
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Human Mamogram
Join Date: May 2008
City: Baton Rouge
State: Louisiana
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but you have to with an underaged virgin
kyle is slow and gay
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2002 GT,T56,99 cobra aluminum block, Eagle rods,Mahle coated pistons,04 cobra crank,04 cobra heads/cams,UPR tubular K-member kit,full UPR solid race rear suspension,NOS direct port wet kit,fidanza flywheel, spec2+ clutch,motorsport 4:10s,full Hearthrob exhaust.
uhh.. i mean its stock... 
303 rwhp & 312ft/lbs tq(N/A-untuned)
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07-02-2008, 10:11 PM
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Imma Ho...
Join Date: Aug 2004
City: Baton Rouge
State: Louisiana
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SO's kyle, Jarrod is like 21, Spark is like 25....
Ok, I'm a perv at 32...and Corey's a dirty old man...
But yeah, not that many a whole lot older than her. 
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07-02-2008, 10:11 PM
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Re: NOOOB
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Fouled Out Nitrous Junky
Join Date: Jul 2008
City: Gonzales
State: Louisiana
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yeah, he's normally used to callin women ma'am and grandmother 
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Spark Plug Racing- "If it Breaks It Was Meant To Be Upgraded
1992 Bimini Blue Lx Hatch- 347 with stock everything
What does a 9 volt battery and a girls asshole have in common?
You know it wrong but sooner or later your gonna touch it with your tongue.
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07-02-2008, 10:12 PM
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Re: NOOOB
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
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Kyle's a lightweight son of a bitch. I don't know how many times I've talked to him after him having two beers and he was barely able to put two words together. |
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07-02-2008, 10:12 PM
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Re: NOOOB
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Human Mamogram
Join Date: May 2008
City: Baton Rouge
State: Louisiana
Posts: 1,525
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yeah kyle robs cradles and nursing homes
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2002 GT,T56,99 cobra aluminum block, Eagle rods,Mahle coated pistons,04 cobra crank,04 cobra heads/cams,UPR tubular K-member kit,full UPR solid race rear suspension,NOS direct port wet kit,fidanza flywheel, spec2+ clutch,motorsport 4:10s,full Hearthrob exhaust.
uhh.. i mean its stock...
303 rwhp & 312ft/lbs tq(N/A-untuned)
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07-02-2008, 10:12 PM
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postarama
Join Date: Aug 2003
City: Southaven
State: Mississippi
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"I'm not driving too fast...just flying too low"
Mine:
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-03 SB Cobra vert- 2552 of 5082 Born 02/25/03
Our's:
90 7up vert - new project
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07-02-2008, 10:12 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
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ahahahahahaha that made me laugh |
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07-02-2008, 10:14 PM
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Re: NOOOB
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Human Mamogram
Join Date: May 2008
City: Baton Rouge
State: Louisiana
Posts: 1,525
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what??? you oghtta see him with me, i dont drink beer...ask sparky how i drink... kyle was soo fucked up the first night he went to the strip club with us...glitterboy
kyle is slow and gay
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2002 GT,T56,99 cobra aluminum block, Eagle rods,Mahle coated pistons,04 cobra crank,04 cobra heads/cams,UPR tubular K-member kit,full UPR solid race rear suspension,NOS direct port wet kit,fidanza flywheel, spec2+ clutch,motorsport 4:10s,full Hearthrob exhaust.
uhh.. i mean its stock...
303 rwhp & 312ft/lbs tq(N/A-untuned)
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07-02-2008, 10:14 PM
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Fouled Out Nitrous Junky
Join Date: Jul 2008
City: Gonzales
State: Louisiana
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yeah me jerrod and kyle went to hooters last night, and i was the only one drinkin beer. i did't think it was possible to order anything other than beer at hooters
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Spark Plug Racing- "If it Breaks It Was Meant To Be Upgraded
1992 Bimini Blue Lx Hatch- 347 with stock everything
What does a 9 volt battery and a girls asshole have in common?
You know it wrong but sooner or later your gonna touch it with your tongue.
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07-02-2008, 10:14 PM
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milf hunter
Join Date: Apr 2005
City: Baton Rouge
State: Louisiana
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uhhh thats a bit of an exaggeration, and if you know how fast i drink, you would know why i am a lightweight.........that and the meds i take
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07-02-2008, 10:15 PM
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Re: NOOOB
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
Posts: 27,132
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I take meds too. They are growing in the closet. Read the rest of the site god damnit
In all honesty, I'm just trying to see if my apartment gets raided in the next few days |
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07-02-2008, 10:15 PM
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Imma Ho...
Join Date: Aug 2004
City: Baton Rouge
State: Louisiana
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Or the night he was out with gabe and I shooting pool...5 patron and oj's in like 20 minutes. He was about 2" from Gabe's woman's face everytime he talked to her...kept leaning on her and shit.
Ah...good times.
Then he puked 3 times...but luckily none in my car.
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07-02-2008, 10:16 PM
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Human Mamogram
Join Date: May 2008
City: Baton Rouge
State: Louisiana
Posts: 1,525
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*at hooters* kyle says "um can i um get afdslhasfkdnvlASDFKAKJSFVASFDNVAJSDNVkjasfvgbasdfkdjvfbvb umm an umm with tha umm chicken umm like grilled um ......" sparky says you got it there buddy" with ther girl still at the table..
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2002 GT,T56,99 cobra aluminum block, Eagle rods,Mahle coated pistons,04 cobra crank,04 cobra heads/cams,UPR tubular K-member kit,full UPR solid race rear suspension,NOS direct port wet kit,fidanza flywheel, spec2+ clutch,motorsport 4:10s,full Hearthrob exhaust.
uhh.. i mean its stock...
303 rwhp & 312ft/lbs tq(N/A-untuned)
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07-02-2008, 10:16 PM
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Taking life one day at a time
Join Date: May 2003
City: Simpsonville
State: South Carolina
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Sounds like he needs to take the Nate course on slugging down brewskys and laying on the ground for hours!
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07-02-2008, 10:16 PM
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Re: NOOOB
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2008
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wow...this is the most posts i've seen on one thread this fast... |
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07-02-2008, 10:16 PM
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Re: NOOOB
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Imma Ho...
Join Date: Aug 2004
City: Baton Rouge
State: Louisiana
Posts: 9,957
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Bitches...I would have had beer with you.
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07-02-2008, 10:16 PM
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Re: NOOOB
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Fouled Out Nitrous Junky
Join Date: Jul 2008
City: Gonzales
State: Louisiana
Posts: 434
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LOL, he was worse than a kid in a candy store in that strip club, he almost snapped his neck tryin to look at the titties. then he had a fuckin tantrom whining "i want a lap dance, i want a lap dance, can i get a lap dance, who should i get a lap dance from? i want a lap dance....o look titties, can i get a lap dance from her?"
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Spark Plug Racing- "If it Breaks It Was Meant To Be Upgraded
1992 Bimini Blue Lx Hatch- 347 with stock everything
What does a 9 volt battery and a girls asshole have in common?
You know it wrong but sooner or later your gonna touch it with your tongue.
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