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[Kyle]

correct........however, getting bitches = getting laid


or at least increases the chances of doing so

[n8r]

getting laid by "bithes" = the herps and the hi 5

[Kyle]

incorrect sir.........i am proof

[Spark Plug]

i had already nailed one before we got there. so didn't need to pull anything new. it's much better when ya don't have to wine and dine em. it's always only a text message away.

[SimplyOrange]

funny kyle still calls them bitches after i make all the dog jokes... and these comments are coming from somebody who i almost had to push him into the bedroom with a smoking hott milf that was dropping him hints like rain... ill let him claim the drunk card on that one though.


good times... we about do for another run..next weekend...

kyle..i had a crazy idea, lets go on a sunday night!!!

[Spark Plug]

LOL, kyles brings one home and now all of the sudden he is an instant pimp. LOL that's funny. "the pimp hand is not too strong in that one"

[SimplyOrange]

lol, hes still a rookie, he only got a pimp finger right now, but hes improving, want me to be impressed, leave that one alone and get another one.

[PureVenom]

Just make sure you always mention he was with you last night whenever you are around his "bitches"....cause he keeps them in line.

[Spark Plug]

want me to really impress u? remember the stupid bitch i told off when we went to see the chee wees? i'm thinkin bout callin her just to see if i can still get that back. LOL

[Spark Plug]

Quote: Originally Posted by PureVenom Just make sure you always mention he was with you last night whenever you are around his "bitches"....cause he keeps them in line.

baaaahahahahahahahaha

[SimplyOrange]

lmao@ rob.... yea, try it, im curious, if she says no, give her my number

[Kyle]

Quote: Originally Posted by SimplyOrangeTPS funny kyle still calls them bitches after i make all the dog jokes... and these comments are coming from somebody who i almost had to push him into the bedroom with a smoking hott milf that was dropping him hints like rain... ill let him claim the drunk card on that one though. good times... we about do for another run..next weekend... kyle..i had a crazy idea, lets go on a sunday night!!!

dude, i went back there after she said she was going to bed. i went back there and shes on the toilet with the door wide open taking a piss......so i fuckin walked out

after she finished, she invited me back there

Quote: Originally Posted by PureVenom Just make sure you always mention he was with you last night whenever you are around his "bitches"....cause he keeps them in line.

thats only b/c one suspected the other of trying to hook up with me, and she didnt want that, and i didnt wanna piss anyone off

Quote: Originally Posted by Spark Plug LOL, kyles brings one home and now all of the sudden he is an instant pimp. LOL that's funny. "the pimp hand is not too strong in that one"

one that you know about, bitch..........

[Cajun JungleBoy]

well back there, i went back there, when she was back there, and did you know that back there, there was something back there?

[Kyle]

Quote: Originally Posted by SimplyOrangeTPS kyle..i had a crazy idea, lets go on a sunday night!!!

closed on sunday, i already tried

[SimplyOrange]

Quote: Originally Posted by Kyle closed on sunday, i already tried

that means you had the same idea as me, dont have to try as hard because the sunday night chicks struck out fri and sat,

if they were open on sunday, you know that rejection machine would be there!!!!

[Spark Plug]

they would also prob view ya'll as the desperate guys who couldn't get any fri or sat either

[SimplyOrange]

good point, but what they dont know wont hurt either... get it friday, sat and sunday...you know the game!!!

[Kyle]

Quote: Originally Posted by SimplyOrangeTPS if they were open on sunday, you know that rejection machine would be there!!!!

dude, fuck that bitch.........she's probably there every night, rejecting people