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07-28-2008, 01:36 PM
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*JOKE* Gay Flight Attendant
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so
the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out-rank you.
Tray-up, Bitch.
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07-28-2008, 01:45 PM
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Re: *JOKE* Gay Flight Attendant
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Fouled Out Nitrous Junky
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i never knew u were a flight attendent mikey 
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07-28-2008, 01:45 PM
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Re: *JOKE* Gay Flight Attendant
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 flamers are funny to me... this is why i always laugh at kyle...
oh god,please dont chew me out... i was kidding |
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07-28-2008, 01:46 PM
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Re: *JOKE* Gay Flight Attendant
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07-28-2008, 01:51 PM
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Re: *JOKE* Gay Flight Attendant
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 2: 2: 2:  i knew it!!!!! what did i tell you sparkplug??? |
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07-28-2008, 01:52 PM
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Re: *JOKE* Gay Flight Attendant
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Kitteh!
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07-28-2008, 01:52 PM
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Re: *JOKE* Gay Flight Attendant
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07-28-2008, 02:30 PM
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Re: *JOKE* Gay Flight Attendant
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Mmmm.... Catfish
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awesome
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07-28-2008, 02:36 PM
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Re: *JOKE* Gay Flight Attendant
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Fouled Out Nitrous Junky
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yea i know, shouldv'e put the soap on a rope.
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07-28-2008, 05:57 PM
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Re: *JOKE* Gay Flight Attendant
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the koolaid man
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07-28-2008, 07:33 PM
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Re: *JOKE* Gay Flight Attendant
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I don't think that's gonna buff out
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07-29-2008, 04:57 AM
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Pizza Lover
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