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03-01-2004, 10:15 PM
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A Father - Daughter Talk
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
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A Father-Daughter Talk
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and was for distribution of all wealth. She felt deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, which she expressed openly. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to higher taxes on the rich & more welfare programs.
In the middle of her heart felt diatribe based upon the lectures she had from her far left professors at her school, he stopped her and asked her point blank how she was doing in school.
She answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain. That she had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many college friends because of spending all her time studying. That she was taking a more difficult curriculum.
Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Mary?" She replied, "Mary is barely getting by", she continued, "all she has is barely a 2.0 GPA" adding, "and all she takes are easy classes and she never studies." To explain further she continued emotionally, "But Mary is so very popular on campus, college for her is a blast. She goes to all the parties all the time and very often doesn't even show up for classes because she is too hung over." Her father then asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your 4.0 GPA and give it to your friend who only ha d a 2.0?"
He continued, "That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair equal distribution of GPA." The daughter visibly shocked by the fathers suggestion angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair! I worked really hard for mine. I did without and Mary has done little or nothing, she played while I worked really hard!"
The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." |
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03-01-2004, 11:09 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2003
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==> Green Party 
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03-01-2004, 11:10 PM
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Top Breeders Recommend Blue Donkey.
Join Date: Jul 2003
City: Dover
State: New Hampshire
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 go Nader
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03-01-2004, 11:19 PM
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I liek gramer
Join Date: Jan 2004
City: Birmingham
State: Alabama
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haha that is pretty funny
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03-01-2004, 11:23 PM
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Needs turbo.
Join Date: Nov 2003
City: Mt. Juliet
State: Tennessee
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That's awesome. |
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03-02-2004, 08:39 AM
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The Thread Killer
Join Date: Jul 2003
City: Murfreesboro
State: Tennessee
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yup, paperwork is soooo much harder than manual labor...
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03-02-2004, 11:54 AM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
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try going to harvard for 4 years maintain a 4.0 gpa and graduate with honors and tell me its not harder than manual labor. |
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03-02-2004, 12:08 PM
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postarama
Join Date: Aug 2003
City: Southaven
State: Mississippi
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True...very true...but it's different
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03-02-2004, 12:28 PM
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FormerMod
Join Date: May 2003
City: Riverside County, CA
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03-02-2004, 12:39 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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03-02-2004, 12:48 PM
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FormerMod
Join Date: May 2003
City: Riverside County, CA
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This whole thing, the inital joke... wasnt the point to tell us that you had a talk with your dad? |
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03-02-2004, 12:57 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
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03-02-2004, 01:00 PM
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FormerMod
Join Date: May 2003
City: Riverside County, CA
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Maybe, but not as lame as your civic :-P |
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03-02-2004, 01:27 PM
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Jeep Boy
Join Date: May 2003
City: Harvest
State: Alabama
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:werd:   dangit we need an owned smiley
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03-02-2004, 02:05 PM
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FormerMod
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03-02-2004, 11:37 PM
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Needs turbo.
Join Date: Nov 2003
City: Mt. Juliet
State: Tennessee
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College? I didn't even know he graduated high school. I thought he just sat in his room by himself mumbling about sound systems. :-? |
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