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03-12-2004, 02:08 PM
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Everyone must read. **Mike Drunk**
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
Join Date: May 2003
City: Huntsville
State: Alabama
Posts: 27,553
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KUzim232: bahhahahahahaa
KUzim232: ill be doen with calc then
a232stang: and you will still be broke
KUzim232: you know whatd be cool...
a232stang: and hung over
a232stang: lol
KUzim232: if i could lick my nipple
KUzim232: lmao
a232stang: omfg
KUzim232: bahahah
KUzim232: i could so see that gettin posted
a232stang: lol it is
a232stang: lol
KUzim232: lol dammit!! |
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03-12-2004, 02:12 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2003
City: Londonderry, NH
State: New Hampshire
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03-12-2004, 02:13 PM
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Re: Everyone must read. **Mike Drunk**
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You want to **** me?
Join Date: Jun 2003
City: Kansas City
State: Missouri
Posts: 12,414
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03-12-2004, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
State: South Carolina
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Step away from the bottle ever so slowly....
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03-12-2004, 02:20 PM
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You want to **** me?
Join Date: Jun 2003
City: Kansas City
State: Missouri
Posts: 12,414
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i did... about 12 hours ago, why the hell am i still drunk
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03-12-2004, 02:21 PM
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FormerMod
Join Date: May 2003
City: Riverside County, CA
Posts: 3,405
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Drink some coffee and toast!!! IT's called a hang over! |
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03-12-2004, 02:22 PM
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You want to **** me?
Join Date: Jun 2003
City: Kansas City
State: Missouri
Posts: 12,414
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cofee sucks...
hot chocolate and peanut butter toast is SOOO good though. I wish i had peanut butter and milk :|
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03-12-2004, 02:24 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
State: South Carolina
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Drink Problem....Just for Zim
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.
Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.
I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am.
I'm not half as thunk as you might drink.
I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
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03-12-2004, 02:26 PM
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You want to **** me?
Join Date: Jun 2003
City: Kansas City
State: Missouri
Posts: 12,414
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03-12-2004, 02:30 PM
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FormerMod
Join Date: May 2003
City: Riverside County, CA
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This is a graphic description of Mikes night...
5:00 -  Time to party
5:30 - :word: "Of course I'm 21!" 
6:00 - :wave: "Hi everyone, I'm here with the beer!"
6:01 - 
6:30 -  "I need another beer! My first one dissapeared!"
6:31 -
6:45 -  "Dont take my beer!"
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6:48 -  "Where's my beer? :-? "Oh well, I'll get another one"
6:49 -
This goes on for the rest of the night. Zim has had over 15 beers and then 11:00 rolls around...
11:00 - :freak: "dUdee Id bedder stoop mi drinkin cuz i cant stande up strait ne moore" :disturbed:
11:01 - :drooling:
11:05 - :sleep:
Next morning
9:00 am - :freak: :freak: :freak: "Dudde I'm still drunk!!" <staggers to keyboard> |
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03-12-2004, 02:38 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2003
State: South Carolina
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thats funny Relik...I can only think of when you were typing that and trying to keep all the characters straight of which one to use....
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03-12-2004, 02:39 PM
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You want to **** me?
Join Date: Jun 2003
City: Kansas City
State: Missouri
Posts: 12,414
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ehh.. youre on the right track, the night went more like this
730... shot of southern comfort
9:00, start drinkin some keg beer... just keep drinkin those till about 11 ( had like 7-8 or so, who counts)
11:00 went to a bar
had about 3-4 double cranberry and vokdas (only a buck 50 w3wt)
had a couple double rum and cokes
had another beer or 2
1:30 AM, one of my friends wants to drive home (hes wasted) so i steal his keys and get both of us a ride back to our places of residence lol
2 AM, i go have a heart to heart drunk talk with another guy in our house
2:20 or so... pass out
noon the next day i wake up wondering where the hell i am, i realize im in my bed so its all good,
i get on the computer, start drinkin water and eating bread, and hope to sober up soon so i can make my 5 1/2 hour drive back to iowa for the weekend.
w3wt lol
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