It's really very simple

[Ken]

If you are choking on an icecube, don't panic. Simply pur a cup of boiling water down your throat, and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed

[Ken]

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink

[Ken]

Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away

[Ken]

High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins

[Ken]

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button

[Zim]

Quote: Originally Posted by Ken Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink

holy shit!! i do that at bars when all the toilets are occupied!!! LOL

[Ken]

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough!

[Ken]

Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache

[Ken]

You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.... If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape

[WhiteStang99]

where do you find this stuff?

[STEVE]

lmao