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07-22-2004, 10:20 AM
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i thought this was funny...
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The Thread Killer
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dunno if it's a repost or not, it's new to me
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Originally Posted by Things you have to believe to be a Republican today
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, but our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Bill and Hillary's land purchase, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.
You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
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^in my experience, so true
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07-22-2004, 10:31 AM
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Member With Privileges
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that is all stretching the truth and totally gay
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1999 Trans Am WS6.. Just a few boltons.... 
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07-22-2004, 11:03 AM
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I liek gramer
Join Date: Jan 2004
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yeah, what falcon said
but, these did make me laugh:
this next one is just stupid.
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07-22-2004, 11:31 AM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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Believe what you want man. Whatever makes you sleep better at night |
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07-22-2004, 11:42 AM
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Sayhellotomylittlefriend!
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07-22-2004, 11:43 AM
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1999 Trans Am WS6.. Just a few boltons....
Mustangs run but Birds fly..
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07-22-2004, 11:43 AM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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Thats the dumbest statement right there. |
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07-22-2004, 12:03 PM
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I liek gramer
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yeah. i didnt feel like bringing that one up.
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07-22-2004, 02:32 PM
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07-22-2004, 02:38 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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07-22-2004, 02:40 PM
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zoom zoom
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It's heartening to see so many relatively young peers of mine taking an interest in politics. I may concoct a simple political trivia thread and see how we all do.  I didn't start really getting up to date and forming more individual opinions on issues (basically party affiliation) until I was probably 18 or so. I don't agree with half of Repub platform nor half of the Dem platform... I'm choose on leadership this election year. 
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Last edited by tire; 07-22-2004 at 02:44 PM..
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07-22-2004, 02:40 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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Wow talk about some spin right there. |
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07-22-2004, 02:41 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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07-22-2004, 02:43 PM
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 it is true stop defending the people that are bringing this country to be worthless |
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07-22-2004, 03:16 PM
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Eyes So Tight I Pass For An Asian
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Worthless how? you mean taking a economy that was destroyed on 9/11 and turning it around in 3 years? During 2 wars. hmmmm |
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07-22-2004, 03:16 PM
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Jeep Boy
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Brent's not defending liberals is he? i didnt think so.
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