On that monumental day in November, when my fellow Americans speak up and elect me President, I can assure you the transgressions of the inept leadership of this great country will be swiftly corrected.
As a Vietnam War Hero suffering injuries in combat three times, I will immediately put into action a plan which will be widely accepted and supported not only by the distinguished American citizenship but also by the overseers of these great nations, our friends and compatriots at the United Nations.
We will work tirelessly without hesitation to re-establish our strong historic ties to the great nations of France and Germany, following their lead on many fronts from Environmental issues to their strong resolve to live a peaceful life.
Now that Mr Bush has acknoweldged his incompetence in leading our country, I will urge him to resign immediately. Please pay no mind to the right-wing spin which attempts to promote ideals which simply are not true. Remember, Mr Bush is an inep liar. When he claims that there have been no terrorist acts against the US since 9-11, don't believe those lies. When he claims we are not in a recession, don't believe those lies. When he claims jobs are not beginning to grow, don't believe those lies. When he claims two new free nations now exist, don't believe those lies.
The only lies to believe are those which will get me elected.
