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02-18-2009, 01:48 PM
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Wellfare office
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V8 POWA YEA!!
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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know,
I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well, You started it.'
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02-18-2009, 01:53 PM
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Re: Wellfare office
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Mmmm.... Catfish
Join Date: Feb 2007
City: St Louis
State: Missouri
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03 GT silver, BBK intake, March underdrive crank pulley, Spec Stage2 clutch, Spec lightweight flywheel, Pypes catless x-pipe, short throw shifter, Cobra wheels, Termi front bumper and hood.
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02-18-2009, 02:50 PM
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Re: Wellfare office
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Beer Whore!
Join Date: Nov 2008
City: havelock
State: North Carolina
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i want that job... but my wife would leave me.
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00 gt:u.d. pulleys, K&N CAI, UPR O/R X-pipe, Flowmaster 40 tips
im getting there.
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02-18-2009, 02:58 PM
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Re: Wellfare office
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WTF^^...
Join Date: May 2003
City: Birmingham / Florence
State: Alabama
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2003 REDFIRE COBRA #3938 of 5082 @ 05/27/2003 1 of 414
MGW Shifter, Borla Stinger Polished Catback, JLT Intake, MM FLSF Connectors, MM C/C Plates, H&R Race Springs, IRS Bace, MRT Hood Struts, True Forged Mach 5 18x9 (275/35/18) 18x10 (295/35/18) wheels, Other Mods, My Pics, High Res Pics
400rwhp/380rwtq - Click mods for more info!
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02-18-2009, 03:21 PM
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Re: Wellfare office
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I don't think that's gonna buff out
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City: Huntington Beach
State: California
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95 GT- Sold
09 Hyundai Elantra Touring-new ride.
Looking for the next project car now
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02-18-2009, 04:01 PM
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Re: Wellfare office
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Pizza Lover
Join Date: Aug 2003
City: Arlington
State: Virginia
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Don't knock me, I used to have a Mustang.
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02-18-2009, 08:59 PM
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Re: Wellfare office
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please come try to take my guns!!!!
Join Date: May 2007
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State: Louisiana
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I'm going to the welfare ofice tomorrow to apply for that job
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06 GT custom mandral bent exhaust, borla mufflers, o/r x-pipe, SCT2, tuned by Wes@TPS, CAI, 4:10 gears, ZEX 150hp wet shot, 03chrome cobra wheels/ 11.76E/T at 115MPH & its my wife's car  1970
Chevelle SS 454 big block Old School 500hp 
Chevelle
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02-18-2009, 09:19 PM
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Re: Wellfare office
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I kill you
Join Date: Feb 2004
City: Madison
State: Alabama
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1993 Ford Explorer Sport 4x4
Non-Mustang Owners Club member #2
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02-26-2009, 11:04 PM
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Re: Wellfare office
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Registered User
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State: Georgia
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 2000 GT 5 spd ,cai with k&n filter,3.73's,Diablosport predator tune,slp loudmouth cat back,more to come
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02-27-2009, 10:44 AM
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Re: Wellfare office
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Deranged
Join Date: Jan 2005
City: Largo
State: Florida
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02-27-2009, 08:19 PM
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Re: Wellfare office
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The 4.8 Abuser
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State: Kentucky
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