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A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl
on her new shinny bike stopped besides him. "Nice bike,"the cop said
"did Santa bring it to you?" Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" the
cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety
violation. The cop said, "next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on
the back of it." The young girl looked up at cop and said, "Nice horse you
got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the
cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
 

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A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for
Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time
meeting the family and she is very nervous.





They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort,
thanks

to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The
gas pains are almost making her eyes water.


Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve
herself a

bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but
everyone at the table

heard the poof.



Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her


boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had
been snoozing under the

woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice,
"Skippy!".



The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile
came

across her face.


A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to
feel the

pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She
let a much louder and

longer rrrriiip. The father again looked at the dog
and yelled,

"Dammit Skippy!"



Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A
few minutes

later the woman had to let another rip. This time
she didn't even think

about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train
whistle blowing.





Once again, the father looked at the dog with
disgust and

yelled, " Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before
she shits on you!"
 

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Ken said:
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl
on her new shinny bike stopped besides him. "Nice bike,"the cop said
"did Santa bring it to you?" Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" the
cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety
violation. The cop said, "next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on
the back of it." The young girl looked up at cop and said, "Nice horse you
got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the
cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
old but good.
 

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Ken said:
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for
Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time
meeting the family and she is very nervous.





They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort,
thanks

to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The
gas pains are almost making her eyes water.


Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve
herself a

bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but
everyone at the table

heard the poof.



Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her


boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had
been snoozing under the

woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice,
"Skippy!".



The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile
came

across her face.


A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to
feel the

pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She
let a much louder and

longer rrrriiip. The father again looked at the dog
and yelled,

"Dammit Skippy!"



Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A
few minutes

later the woman had to let another rip. This time
she didn't even think

about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train
whistle blowing.





Once again, the father looked at the dog with
disgust and

yelled, " Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before
she shits on you!"
:D
 

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