I've decided to break down and get my wife her dream car. What I'm looking for is one that doesn't even run. I have relatives and friends that know how to turn a wrench, and I have a storage space. There are thousands of square miles in this country, and I know there are some broken down junkers laying around behind some barn, or at some junkyard in a place that doesn't use the internet. Looking at the thrifty nickel ads and scoping the internet aren't going to find me what I need. If anyone knows where there is one, and can relay that to me, it'd be real cool.