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One day a teacher takes her students on a field trip to the zoo. Their first stop is the lion cage. She askes her students "Who can tell me what this animal is?"

A little boy in the back says "A lion."

"Very good." She takes them to the monkey cage. "Who can tell me what these animals are?"

A little girl says "Monkeys"

"Very good." She takes them to the bear pen. "Now who can tell me what these animals are?"

The children are dumbfounded, they don't know what a bear is. So the teacher tries tact.

"Your father comes home from a long hard day of work and says 'What's for dinner? i'm hungry as a' ..what?"

A little boy in the back jumps up and down, screaming...

"IT'S A MOTHERFUCKER, A REAL LIVE MOTHERFUCKER"
 

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LOL... you could make that joke into so many things :D
 

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first time i heard it i laughed my ass off
 
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