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I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head.

I'm not a morning person.
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I wish I could say I wrote that. It's beautiful.
 

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DropTop_Stang said:
I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,
He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.
He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window
And crushed his fucking head.

I'm not a morning person.
-author unknown

I wish I could say I wrote that. It's beautiful.
ROFLMFAO

:D :D :D
 

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No, it's an offer for him to join the mafia family. In case we ever need to go to the matresses for him.
 

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<Big Gay Al voice>
Oh Charles. You know that I only make passes at you.
</Big Gay Al voice>
 

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Charles, If I wanted to make you jealous, I'd talk about my dick size. And if I wanted to make you cry, I'd use your girl to prove it.









Waits to be banned.
 
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