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MIKE SHULA is a idiot

Alabama is getting killed and he puts Brodie Croyle in the game who already has a hurt shoulder. Well the first play someone nails him and he gets hurt even worse.

What a idiot

grrrrrrr
 

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I was just checking out some Alabama laws, and I think I know why people there suck so much...


LAWS FOR THE STATE OF ALABAMA:

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile

You must have windshield wipers on your car

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time

Masks may not be worn in public

Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men

Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate

Interracial couples may not marry (Repealed)

Pool halls may not be operated between 11:30 PM and 6 AM

No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for "immoral purposes".

No persons may sell "blow-out nuts".

It is illegal to stake a horse on a highway

Hunting is not allowed on Sunday

Sex toys are banned throughout the state

Solitaire may not be played on Sundays

ALABAMA CITY LAWS:

ANNISTON:

You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street

AUBURN:

No person may spit on the floor of a church

HUNTSVILLE:

If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer

LEE COUNTY:

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday

MOBILE:

It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits

It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels

MONTGOMERY:

It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses (Repealed)
 

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hey msu won too. first time this year. hell of a game
 
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