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There are three religious truths:
* Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
* Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
faith.
* Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at
Hooters.
 

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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
 

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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
 

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Discussion Starter #33
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older; then it dawned on me .....they're cramming for
their final exam.
 

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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
 

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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures
on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they
deliver the mail?
 
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