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How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives
and Southerners?

Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything
to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get
away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed
day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such
behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

Conservative Answer:

BANG!

Southerner's Answer :

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...

(sounds of reloading).

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it, too."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
 

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That's just great :headbang: :D
 

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"BANG! BANG!" (shoots both legs)

*still crawling towards us*

"BANG! BANG!" (shooths both shoulders)

Son says "Daddy, he's still moving!!"

"Here son... you wanna try?"

BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG *click*

Father: "Good shooting son, I'm gald to see that those First Person Shooter games I bought you paid off."

Son: "Naaa, I learned how to shoot like that from watching TV :D "
 

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Ken, you are THE REASON I check the General Discussion section.

The one and only reason! YOU ROCK!!! :D
 
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