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Hey, with a used car comes many surprises! And man do I have funny stories about that.

Looks like your still having some trouble with that glitter, what did you do f*ck a pixie in your car? Hahahaha
 

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You always find the craziest things in used cars. I found an Army suicide prevention card in mine once lol it had steps on how to keep your fellow soldiers from offing themselves.. And there's an Army velcro name tag in the trunk, but I left it there. Adds character :D
 

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JetWolf said:
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Hey, with a used car comes many surprises! And man do I have funny stories about that.

Looks like your still having some trouble with that glitter, what did you do f*ck a pixie in your car? Hahahaha
Or a stripper hehe :D
In my 87 gt the drivers side seat belt wouldn't retract so I took some screws out and stuck my hand in behind the panel and found a match box car ;confused;
 

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Okay. Sinister's son wins. That's priceless. Ha!

I found like 10 photos, a Walmart receipt, a gift card, and some other weird sh*t in Red.
As for Jet I got him from a dealer so he was wiped clean. No fun. :'(

I had a friend find a porn DVD in his camaro. Priceless. Probably still has it!
 

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My friend has a 99 dodge dakota that needs some serious house keeping!!..he says ”uh im working on my science experiment” I say ”yeah I think your experiment is rotting under the seat dude”... smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion!!!....
I might see him on saturday if I do ill post a pic of his ”experiment”
 

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I had a friend find porn behind his headunit in his eclipse a little while back. Why would someone keep their porn there? :lol:
Exactly. Hmmm so that we can find it? :D

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he says ”uh im working on my science experiment” I say ”yeah I think your experiment is rotting under the seat dude”... smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion!!!....
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lmao:
 

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I found a hotdog and a condom in one!.. Needless to say the rubber gloves and sanitizer cam out after that!!... Lol
 

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I found a hotdog and a condom in one!.. Needless to say the rubber gloves and sanitizer cam out after that!!... Lol
Reading that makes me want to break out the hand sanitizer and cover the whole inside of the car in it!
 

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Oohh... I thought u meant you found a hotdog and it was IN the condom! Lol I need to get my mind outta the gutter lol
Well the hotdog did look a little bit used!... Lol
 
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