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MASTERCARD Wedding
You gotta love this guy.....
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and Jay Leno also mentioned
it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family and his family and to
thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the
best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,
as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all,
trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends....$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion...................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD
 

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i wish my balls were that big!!!

reminds me of a story my best friend told me that happened to her. she was a waitress and workign on valentines day. there was this ladie who came in and sat in her section waitin on her husband to arrive.

after about an hour of waiting there (had to wait an hour to be seated first, so 2hrs total) he finally arrives. he is carrying a huge box wrapped in gold ribbons and all done up nice and pretty. she was going to tell her husband that she was pregnant for his v-day present. his present (inside that box) to her was a manilla envelope. inside were divorce papers.

what a way to celebrate v-day. pregnant, and dumped.
 

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talk about ultimate revenge
 

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haha thats awesome
 

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I heard about that a long time ago, funny as hell... cuz hell is apparently funny.
 

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fast64 said:
talk about 2 months old
talk about 14mos ago. look at the original date -- 7/27/03. not 04
 

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Damn..old thread...really old thread.
 

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yeah. i noticed before i posted. but i dont remember seeing it before, so i decided to post.

oh, and, uhh, jimmy, you got pwn3d!
 

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yeah i got bored so i went back to the first of my post that were still here, i think we lost some of the really early ones
 
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