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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAÏVE
 

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Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
 

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OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
 

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ....does that mean that one person enjoys it?
 

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There are three religious truths: 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
 

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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
 

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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
 

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Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
 

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
 

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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
 

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 

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When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your Two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
 

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
 

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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
 

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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
 

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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
 

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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
 

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Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
 

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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
 

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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence.
 
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